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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Everlasting Kiss.....choke gag gag

Amanda Ashley author of the disappointing Everlasting Kiss has left me with such a foul taste in my mouth I want to scream while pulling my hair out. Again. I must have let out at least 10 "OMG this book is so AWFUL!" while reading it. Truly it is that bad.
Come on I LOVE vampire books as much as the next gal but this, this story (if you could call it that) was a non stop ramble jamble of garbage mixed with some toxic waste. Not one character had any redeeming qualities. Not unless you like your vampires dull and boring (and really he drove a Trans Am for real, I mean for real?!) and your women whiney annoying and spineless.
I felt like this was a sick and twisted version of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody:
will we meet at the club?
yes we will
oh no we wont
oh yes we will
oh no we wont
yes yes
no no
omg he stood me up
no no no no
will she be more lame
oh yes she will
oh no she wont
oh she will
yes yes yes
Do not waste your time or your money on this book, pass it up and don't look back. The only good thing I can take from this is throwing it in a fire while dancing joyously around the flames! Kum Ba Yah bring on the smores! Paper log fires rule my Mom would agree :)

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