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Monday, July 25, 2016

Interview:James A. Hunter (Cold Hearted: A Yancy Lazarus Novel) + giveaway

Today we have James A. Hunter, the author of the Yancy Lazarus urban fantasy series. He's lived an interesting life...and he has allowed us to address him as James, instead of Son of Neptune...he isn't pretentious like that.

Hello and welcome to the flock *shuts dungeon door with foot just as a blast of fire and a scream escape* please, have a seat...

Sharon: So you are a Marine combat veteran, stay-at-home dad to two toddlers AND a pirate hunter (you will have to explain that one)…so the big question is…Cause Katie *points to Katie* and probably all the other single women out there want to know…do you have any brothers? <G>
James: Lol. I do have an older brother, but sadly he’s taken as well—married for fifteen-years with four rugrats of his own.


Sharon: For everyone who doesn’t know about your urban fantasy series, what can you tell us about old Yancy Lazarus, your MC?
James: Yancy Lazarus is in his mid-sixties, though he could pass for forty—mages live longer, age slower. He’s a former wet-works man. A specialist in handling ugly problems no one else wants to touch. Mostly by breaking things, blowing ’em up, or otherwise meting out supernaturally-sanctioned justice, Rambo-style. These days, however, he’s semi-retired, rambling from town to town, bar to bar, living out of the back of his car, playing the blues for beer money. You’d probably never guess he was retired, though, not with the myriad of assholes constantly trying to fit him for a toe-tag.


Sharon: How does magic work in your world? Is there a price?
James: Yancy can tap into the Vis—the force undergirding, creation, and existence. The energy keeping the world spinning merrily along. What Yancy does is less like magic, with spells and wands, and more like advanced physics: tapping into the primal forces of creation and bending it to his will. His specialty is mostly in blowing things up or setting things on fire. And power always come with a cost—namely the Vis is dangerous, like trying to light a cigarette with a volcano, and it’s also seductive, more addictive than any drug.


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Sharon: This is book two, and you have some novellas. Should they be read in order or can we just jump right in?
James: So far there are three books in the Lazarus series, two “flashback” novellas, which take place before the events of the main series, and a fourth book which is due out this September. All of the stories can be read as stand-alones—no annoying (in my opinion) cliff-hangers, each has a complete story arc, etc.—but there is a larger series arc, that connects the novels. The novels (and especially the novellas) can be read in any order, but for maximum enjoyment I’d recommend reading the novels in order (though seriously, you can start with Cold Hearted, no problem).


Sharon: We want to test your nerdiness… What pic(s) do you use as your lock screen/wallpaper?
James: Sadly, my nerd-level is gonna rate pretty low based on this question. On my computer I just have the standard landscape backgrounds that come with the computer, which is sort of a testament to my lazy streak. And, as to my cell phone, I don’t actually own a smart-phone. I sort of hate cell-phones on general principle, so I have a prepaid brick phone. The kind you can snag at Walmart for ten bucks.


Sharon: What is the nerdiest thing you own?
James: This is a better question for me—more familiar ground. I have a pretty decent comic book collection for starters, but I also collect weapons. Swords, maces, axes, bows, old-timey armor. You name it, I’ve got it stashed somewhere.


Sharon: Congratulations being part of The Royal Order of the Shellback…so, what did you have to do to join?
James: This is also sort of a joke, but the Royal Order of the Shellback is a real thing. It’s an old naval tradition—I spent quite a lot of time on ship, when I deployed with the Marines—that dates back to the early 1800s. When an uninitiated sailor or Marine (called Pollywogs) crosses the Equator for the first, they are summoned to appear before King Neptune (played by the ship’s captain) and his Royal court: Davy Jones and Amphitrite, sea-goddess and wife of Poseidon, to be judge. What follows the royal subpoena is a two-day party with lots of singing, strange-rituals, and partying. If you survive the Sea-god’s challenge, you are inducted into the Order of the Shellback and given the pretty awesome title: Son (or Daughter) of Neptune. Very weird, but also crazy-fun.


Sharon: After taking care of the kids and getting some writing done, what is your favorite thing to do to unwind?
James: Unwind? That’s a thing that people do? No, I’m sorry you must be mistaken. I suppose on the rare occasions that I do get free time, I dig going to the movies and I love going out for a beer with my wife. I also hit the gym regularly, usually very early in the morning before the kids are up, or very late at night, after everyone has finally conked out. It’s a fine balance.


Rapid Fire:

Sharon: Coke or Pepsi?
James: Coke


Sharon: stub your toe or pinch your finger?
James: Stub my toe


Sharon: Water bender or Fire bender?
James: Water bender


Sharon: alien invasion or robot invasion?
James: Alien invasion


Sharon: walk on the beach or hike in the mountains?
James: Walk on the beach


Sharon: Queen or Alabama?
James: Queen


Sharon: Marvel or DC? (this answer could end you up on the other side of the dungeon door) 
James: Gotta go with Marvel …



by James A. Hunter
Genre: Adult Urban Fantasy
Publisher: Shadow Alley Press
May 22, 2015
ISBN: 978-1514234266
ASIN: B00WDQCY30
Number of pages: 415
Word Count: 111,000
Cover Artist: Dane, EbookLaunch.com
Yancy Lazarus just wants to be left alone. He wants to play his blues music, smoke a few cigarettes, and otherwise leave the supernatural world to fend for itself.

He especially wants to be left alone by the Guild of the Staff—the mage ruling body—where he used to work as a Fix-It man. But when a little kid gets nabbed by an ancient Fae creature from the nether regions of Winter and the Guild refuses to set things right, he just can’t seem to heed good sense and leave things be.

Nothing’s ever easy though. Turns out, the kidnapping is just the tip of one big ol’ iceberg of pain and trouble. It seems some nefarious force is working behind the scenes to try and unhinge the tenuous balance between the supernatural nations and usher in a new world order. So now, if Yancy ever hopes to see the bottom of another beer bottle, he’s gonna have to partner up with an FBI agent—an agent who’s been hunting him for years—in order to bring down a nigh-immortal, douchebag mage from a different era. And to top it off, Yancy’s gonna have to pull it off without his magical powers … Boy, some days just aren’t worth getting out of bed for.


CHAPTER ONE: 
Spelunking 
The tunnel stretched out before me like the throat of some monstrous serpent, icy blue walls radiating pale witchlight to guide my feet. I shuffled along the winding pathway, trying for speed and failing miserably. There was snow underfoot, but the powder was often interspersed with patches of slick ice, which made the going treacherous as hell. It didn’t help a lick that my feet were so numb I couldn’t feel my toes, even though I had on heavy boots and thermal socks. Every friggin’ step felt like a crapshoot and I wasn’t quite sure how the dice would land. 

I heard a howl from somewhere back in the darkness, a warbling noise that echoed and bounced around the narrow tunnel. I glanced back for a moment, which is precisely when my feet skidded out from under me and I went down hard, my ass connecting on the slippery ground below. My hip ached from the tumble, but at least my head landed in a pile of snow instead of on hard ground. I lay there for a moment, staring up at the curved ceiling, simmering in indignation. 

Why me? Why couldn’t I ever just keep my head down and mind my own friggin’ business? I felt like kicking my own ass for being such a gullible, softhearted mook. Shit, the least I could do was be a little more selective. Tell people I’d only do them favors if the location was somewhere nice and beautiful … like say, sunny, sandy, not-cold-as-balls Honolulu. 

I guess, technically, Thurak-Tir—home to the High Fae of the Winterlands—was a beautiful-ish place, so long as you’re the kind of person who doesn’t mind the arctic tundra of Siberia. The buildings are impressive at least: slick spires of frost, carved and sculpted into a thousand wonders; a house fashioned to resemble a frozen waterfall; a palace made of snow and crystalline-rime in the image of Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life; a tower in the shape of a serpentine neck, complete with scales, topped by a massive dragon’s head. Under the light of day, the whole city sparkles like a diamond, and at night beautiful slashes of green and gold drift through the air, a semi-permanent Aurora Borealis. 

But it’s also piss-freezing cold and only beautiful in the way a statue is—lifeless, still, too perfect. And the residents are all the same. Bunch of too-good-for-you, cold-hearted pricks. I absolutely hate Thurak-Tir. Give me a warm New Orleans night in a dirty bar with a crowd of shit-faced hobos any day of the week. 

Down in the subterranean caverns below the city, where I happened to be trudging around, was even worse. Monsters, spirits, and a whole lot of frigid air. The light of day never penetrated these depths, so the cold … well, the cold seemed both malevolent and alive, like some frostbite-belching yeti. 

More yowls and howls, followed by cackling laughter: Ice gnomes—not nearly as cute or cuddly as they sound—closing in, and fast. Time to move. 

I scrambled onto my hands and knees, gaining my feet like a clumsy toddler taking his first steps, and shambled away from the chorus of mocking laughter. Creepy little twerps. 

If I was going to make it out of this place in one piece, I needed better lighting. Thankfully, I’ve got something a little handier than a flashlight. I can do magic, and not the cheap stuff you see in Vegas with flowers or floating cards or disappearing stagehands. People like me, who can touch the Vis, can do real magic. Although magic isn’t the right word—magic is a Rube word for those not in-the-know. Users just call it the Vis, an old Latin word meaning force or energy. Simply put, there are energies out there, underlying matter, existence, and in fact, all Creation. It just so happens that I can manipulate that energy. Period. End of story. 

I paused for a moment, and opened myself to the Vis. Power rolled into me like magma from an active volcano, heat and life and energy filling me up, sending renewed strength into my limbs. I was careful only to draw a little and push the rest away—unchecked, the Vis can be as seductive and dangerous as a beautiful woman with a grudge. 

Weaves of fire and air flowed out around me as I shaped that raw force; a soft nimbus of orange light encircled me, granting both better visibility and a small pocket of comforting warmth. Sure, it would make me stand out like a dirty redneck at a posh country club, but there was nothing I could do about that. 

I got moving again, huffing and puffing my way along. More frenzied cries floated toward me from the tunnel twisting away behind. I needed to move faster, but the gloom still hampered my progress, forcing me to slow down and take my time. Even with the combined illumination from my construct and the ghostly witchlight bleeding from the walls, I could only see a few feet out. This was a night place, a dark place that fought the intrusion of light and heat with tooth and nail. 

Even going sloth-speed, I almost didn’t see the cliff until my feet were over the edge. I hollered and threw on the brakes in a panic—digging in with my heels and pinwheeling my arms as I fell once more onto my back. I landed with a whuff of expelled air and immediately sprawled out my arms and legs. The greater surface area seemed to slow me down a little, but not enough. My legs skittered over the side, drawing me onward and downward. I clawed at the unyielding ice with numb fingers, my thin winter gloves making it all the more difficult. 

I pulled more power, more Vis, into my body, and pushed thin strands of fire out through my fingertips. Small divots blossomed into the ice-covered surface of the floor, little grooves where my digits could find purchase. 

Unfortunately my gloves began to smolder from the flame, the leather sending up curls of gray smoke. I ignored the heat—survival was my first priority. I dug in, giving it everything I had, arms and hands straining with the effort. 

At last I skidded to a halt, my slide coming to a premature stop though it was a damn close thing. The tension in my arms and hands eased up as I slowly, carefully, pulled my hips and legs back from the drop-off, though my feet still dangled out in the air. Past the drop-off was blackness all the way down with no bottom in sight. Admittedly, the soft glow surrounding my body didn’t do much to diminish the gloom. Hell, the bottom could’ve been ten feet down or ten thousand. Better not to find out by taking a leap. 

My heart thudded hard against my ribs. I’m not exactly afraid of heights, mind you, but anyone would be apprehensive about the prospect of careening off a cliff into potentially unending blackness. I took one more glance over the edge and uttered a sigh of relief. Whew. Dodged a bullet there. 

I heard a hoot of mirth just a second before something hard and heavy collided into my back—a wallop right between my aching shoulder blades. 

My fingers tore free of their meager holds and over the drop-off I went, manic gnome laughter filling my ears as I fell. I tumbled down and down, flipping through the air like a fumbled football. I caught just a brief glimpse of a short, knobby form peering over the edge, his whole stumpy body shaking as he cackled. Asshole gnomes. 

I lashed out with air—great columns of the stuff—directed down to slow my descent. That was a start, but the construct wouldn’t keep me from getting impaled on a giant icicle or busting my guts open on a rocky outcropping. 

So next, I pulled in strands of artic cold, weaves of spirit and reinforced bands of fae power, floating through the air like so much dust. A shimmering bubble of green—shifting from emerald to pine to jade and back again—snapped into place with an effort of will, encompassing me in a tight globe of power, exerting a slight pressure on my body. A small safeguard against pointy things and an air pocket to cushion my body from the inevitable impact. 

Splash-thud.

About the Author:
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Hey all, my name is James Hunter and I’m a writer, among other things. So just a little about me: I’m a former Marine Corps Sergeant, combat veteran, and pirate hunter (seriously). I’m also a member of The Royal Order of the Shellback—’cause that’s a real thing. I’ve also been a missionary and international aid worker in Bangkok, Thailand. And, a space-ship captain, can’t forget that.

Okay … the last one is only in my imagination.

Currently, I’m a stay at home Dad—taking care of my two kids—while also writing full time, making up absurd stories that I hope people will continue to buy. When I’m not working, writing, or spending time with family, I occasionally eat and sleep.


GIVEAWAY
an ecopy of book one Strange Magic: A Yancy Lazarus Novel (Pilot Episode) 
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Interview with author Caris Roane


Ben and I recently got the opportunity to sit down with author Caris Roane. If you have yet to check out her great new series The Guardians of Ascension NOW is the perfect time to start! Book one is in stores now and book 2 is soon to follow in May. This was Ben's first interview so let's all make sure to rake him over the coals. ;) We hope you enjoy!



Second Earth. Phoenix. 2 Sheep and 1 Guardian meet.



Caris: Wait, is that “Two sheep walk into a bar…” Ben, how does this joke end??? You’re up, buddy!

Ben: Um, so two sheep walk into a bar and the bartender says “What can I get you?”And the sheep say, “We'll have straight scotch please.”And the bartender says “You sure you don't want that on the rocks or with a little umbrella or something?”And the sheep reply, “Oh no, how do you think we keep our wool so clean? We've got to build up our scotch guard!”

Or was it something rude about a Scotsman? Sorry, I'm not very good at this.

Katie: *laughing so hard she can't breath*

Caris: Oh, that’s awesome. I couldn’t make up a joke if my life depended on it…wait…maybe if my life depended on it…


Katie: Thank you so much for taking the time to sit down and chat with us, Caris. We have many questions so let's jump right in! First why don't you tell us a little bit about Ascension for those who may not know.

Ascension basically sets up a vampire brotherhood series that I have called the Guardians of Ascension. Put together super hunky winged vampire warriors with preternaturally gifted women, throw in some villainous death vampires, and the pot gets stirred. The setting: a series of six ascending dimensional worlds, all earth-based. Add one uber-horrible vampire, intent on subjugating both Second Earth and Mortal Earth, and you can see the basis for all the books. The warriors must fight the death vampires and their leader, while the women arrive with emerging powers and the ability to change the war in completely unexpected ways.

As for Ascension, we track gorgeous Warrior Kerrick as he serves as Alison Well’s guardian during her dangerous rite of ascension to Second Earth. In the process, love happens, despite their tremendous resistance to the passion they feel for each other.

Katie: Alison is really just thrust into this world, she knew things were off with her but she really never thought other worlds existed. I really felt for her in the beginning, and to me that's the sign of a great writer. You feel for the characters. Nicely done.

Caris: Alison will always hold a special place in my heart and what’s been really fun as I’ve written the series forward is that she becomes a golden thread from book to book, so we get to see her in every story from Ascension on. My heart is mushy that way as well. I love bringing the characters forward and seeing where they are a few months down the road. In Burning Skies, for instance, we get to see Alison and Kerrick in a normal relationship; he calls her Babe. I just loooove it!


Katie: How did you come up with the story, especially the combination of Vamps with wings? It's amazing to read but boggles the mind.

I know when it happened and it still boggles my mind!!! I knew I wanted to write a vampire series, warriors to be specific. I was working on one of the first scenes of the books in which I introduced the basic enemy for my warriors, the heinous death vampires. But as I was writing this early scene, for some mysterious, mystical, truly magical reason, the death vampire appeared as though hanging in the air and bearing enormous black glossy wings! From that moment on, I knew this would be a series in which all vampires, at some point in their lives, would ‘mount’ a pair of wings.

Katie: The range of colors is interesting too, plus they also happen to be very..uh..sensitive to the touch. Kinda like Ferengi Ears right?

Caris: Once I wrapped my head around all the possibilities, I kinda went nuts with all different aspects of this world. But…oh, yeah…the wing-lock sensitivity is amazing and it’s even more amazing to write!


Ben: There are a lot of vampire romances on the shelves right now, what makes your book unique from the herd?

Since my vampires have wings, wouldn’t flock be more appropriate, instead of herd! Aieee…flock sounds all wrong for my hunky warriors. Squadrons…they fly in squadrons! Whew, much better.

Well, there you have it. Giving my vampires wings—a big stretch from vampires who can morph into bats—is probably the most distinguishing feature of my vampire mythos. That, and you can never be ‘turned’ into a vampire through a bite. Instead, the process of becoming vampire involves ascending to the next dimension, by demonstrating preternatural power, and going through an ascension ceremony. At which time, the mortal is imbued with relative immortality and fangs—bingo, newly created vampire.

Ben: Well, we are apparently sheep here, so you'll excuse the herd statement. And the wings definitely help them stand out.

Katie: I love how he just said *does air quotes* "apparently" we are sheep here, like it's not insanely obvious! lol The whole process of becoming a vampire is different, how did you come up with the all-out war that takes place during one's ascension Caris?

Caris: I believe in villains, the nastier the better. Remember that cartoon in which the one ridiculously ambitious character keeps saying, “I want to take over the world”? Historically, there’s always some supreme idiot who thinks it would be the finest thing for all of humankind if he (usually it’s a he) took control of, dare I say it, the sheep! So, of course, I already have his demise planned out and I believe it’s something that’s never been done before…unfortunately, that’s book #10 and no, I’m not sharing that one! You’ll just have to stay with me…come on…you know you want to…

Ben: I would like to take this moment to say I was shanghaied against my will by these sheep. Shanghaied. Yes.

Katie: {rolls her eyes at Ben}


Katie: The Guardians are the fiercest warriors amongst all the Vamps, and the hottest I might add, what can we look forward to with these fine men?

Oh, well, they get knocked flat by love, of course, and in the process transformed. But each warrior also becomes more capable, in surprising ways, of battling their enemies and of making a greater difference in the ongoing war.

Katie: That's it? That's all you're gonna give me?! Come on, Caris, more hints! lol

Caris: Okay…I’m going to tell you a secret. Every couple is different…and when I say different, I mean different, as in how they relate to each other. In writing how each warrior sees his woman, and treats her, how he responds to her, how she responds to him, I’ve been amazed by how the couples are soooo unique. In fact, from a writer’s perspective, the warrior and his woman dictate exactly how their love unfolds…and I mean love. (Please read between the lines…or are you falling through them by now…hah!)


Ben: Who is your favorite character from your book and how did you think of them?

I could never name one character as my favorite…that would just be wrong. However, now that I’ve been PC about this, the character I have the most fun writing is Endelle, the ruler of Second Earth, probably because she’s profane, snarky, irreverent, sucks at her job, has a big heart and generally is the kind of woman I’d be if only I could get away with it! Plus, she’s horribly fashion-challenged and that’s just a blast to write!

As for how I came up with her, I honestly don’t know. Sometimes a kind of magic occurs when I write and a character just shows up. I think Endelle just showed up, dropping the f-bomb and wearing something outrageous and I knew she’d play a huge role in the story. Plus, I gave her command over all these hunky men! What’s more fun than that?!?

Ben: Um...pie? Pie is good. Oh! Command of an army of warriors AND pie! That'd be even better!

Caris: You are sooooo right! Why didn’t I think of that? Aaarguuulll…pie. (Homer Simpson.)


Katie: Did you grow up knowing you wanted to become an author?

I wish I did. How’s that for an answer?!? I’m so jealous of other authors who knew this was what they wanted to do from the time they were children. No, I came to writing in my mid-twenties and even then it took me years to really figure things out and to make a commitment. Oh, if I could do my life over again, the changes I would make. At the very least I’d start writing stories at the age of four!!!


Ben: Was there any specific source of inspiration for your novel?

I was totally inspired by several authors who have established paranormal-warrior series: Sherrilyn Kenyon, Lara Adrian, Gena Showalter, Kresley Cole, JR Ward, to name a few.


Katie: If you had the chance to travel to the moon or the core of the earth which one would you pick and why?

The moon, hands down. I’d love to see what the earth looks like from space, for one thing. I’d also like to experience weightlessness and I’d really love to be able to spring high in the air just by leaping a little. That would be awesome!

Katie: I have those dreams of being almost weightless, have you had those too?

Caris: A woman can only dream…although, better than weightlessness are the flying dreams. I’ve only had a couple. I wish I had more. Maybe that’s why I’m writing these books, so that I can fly vicariously with all these characters…hmmm…

Katie: Endelle, The Queen of the Vamps, is one hard-mouthed, funky-dressed chick! hahaha She really is a walking PETA nightmare with all the animal skins she sports, but I love it. What will the woman think up next? Woodchuck boots?!

Woodchuck boots! Yee-haw! Isn’t she a blast??? Since I’m writing book #4, I’ve started adding more feathers to her get-ups. Also, embroidered leather. It will really be fun to see where she goes in book #5. I may just have to change things up! Got any ideas!?!

Katie: I stand behind the Woodchuck boots, those are winners for sure! But I think we can find you more ideas…..*evil laugh*

Ben: Sorry, I have no idea what's going on with the Woodchucks.

Caris: Poor Ben. Well, I say woodchucks or no woodchucks, I’m thinkin’ boots. I haven’t really done boots with Endelle…now there’s a thread to follow…oh, yeah. Her boots would be insane…maybe for book #5.


Ben: How do us, the ordinary human, know the Guardians are on our side?

All ascenders fear the depredations of death vampires, those horrible, villainous creatures addicted to dying blood, a substance that can only be reached by drinking a mortal or an ascender to death. Because the Guardians, also known as Warriors of the Blood, battle death vampires every night, all night, ordinary humans know they’re on the side of right.

Beyond their job description, however, the Guardians are just all around great guys; they love women, they treat women with respect, they’re kind to children, they get really upset when they see the depredations of the death vampires, and they have great hearts which comes through in everything they do, for each other and for both Second Earth and Mortal Earth.

Ben: Truly a role model to all the children. I'm still going to like my Guardsmen better.

Caris: Do your Guardsmen walk into a bar?

Ben: Even servants of the Emperor require a drink every now and then. Especially after liberating a planet.


Katie: In your books when you meet "The One" you can sense it AND smell it, what smell would you like to give off and receive from your mate?

I love the smell of fresh grasses on a hillside, way out in nature, a place that’s raw and real. Giving or receiving that would be awesome!


Katie: The next edition in your series, Burning Skies, comes out in May, what can we look forward to?

Burning Skies was such a blast to write. What you’ll find between the covers is one of the hunkiest warrior vampires on two planets, Marcus Amargi, who in addition to being a Warrior of the Blood also has an extensive financial empire on Mortal Earth. Marcus and his woman, Havily, have lots of issues to resolve not least of which is that she discovers pretty soon that she has one heck of an emerging power; to wit, she ends up in his dreams in really—ahem—improper ways!

Because I introduced this pair in the first book, Ascension, the story picks up where it left off. But I worked really hard to make the story a stand-alone read so that if you happen to find Burning Skies first, you will not be lost…AT ALL!

Katie: And I am so going to brag about this! I did get an ARC and totally agree. Plus if you liked the first book you're gonna love the second! Are you getting a better feel now for all these characters, or will they keep changing as the series goes on?

I am definitely getting a better feel for all these characters, but what’s really fun, as I look down the line at the later warriors and their stories, I have this beautiful suspended excitement just knowing that though I don’t have all the details yet, when the time comes, they will emerge in fantastic unexpected ways. I can’t wait! Can you tell how much fun this is for me to live this series on the inside? It’s just…amazing. And, don’t tell anyone, but if we get enough sheep in one pasture together, I’ll take everyone to Third Earth! What do you say, Katie? Are you with me?

Katie: *grabs space boots, pink bunny and her flock of Sheep* Let's roll!


Ben: If you had one week until the earth exploded, what would you do?

I kinda love this question. If the earth were actually going to explode, I’d probably spend the whole week visiting as many splendiferous earthly sights as I could: the Grand Canyon, Mount Kilamanjaro, glaciers in Alaska, the Aurora Borealis, the Dead Sea, you name it!

Ben: Always a good choice.


Katie: Where can fans find you in the coming months?

My current goal is to do lots and lots of blogs, like this fabulous one. So, if fans want to chat with me, then go to my home page which is where the most recent blogs are listed: www.carisroane.com


Katie: In the nursery rhyme Mary had a little lamb, what was the lambs name?

Oliver Sneed, of course.

Katie: lol Okay, no idea. Why Oliver Sneed?

Caris: The first name that came to mind, which is really bizarre…who the frel is Oliver Sneed in the depths of my subconscious mind? Although, I predict this lamb is showing up in one of my novels soon…and no, I didn’t say O.S. because I had a character by that name already…come on!!!


Katie: And now Caris it's time for the ever loved across the globe RAPID FIRE ROUND!!! Okay I need to relax on all the Cokes. hehehe Sit back and clear your mind, answer with the first thing that pops in your mind. Ready?.......Set.......Go!



Katie: Hot Pastrami or Cold

Hot


Ben: Original Recipe Or Extra Crispy

Original


Katie: One piece or Two

Two


Ben: Surf or Turf

Surf


Katie: Battle Axe or Morning Star

Sorry, both!!! Don’t know why?!? Must explore this…

Katie: Always a good idea to be armed with a variety of weapons.


Ben: Honey or Jam

Jam


Katie: Coke or Pepsi

Pepsi

Katie: Blast it NOOOOO! *shakes fist in the air* Why are you breaking my heart Caris!!! Why?!

Ben: Because Coca-Cola tastes like battery acid. Exactly like battery acid. Don't ask me how I know this.

Caris: Amen, Ben. (See…I even gave you a bit of rhyme…this blog has it all!!! Woot!)


Ben: Biscuits or Dinner Rolls

Biscuits


Katie: Q or Spock

Q


Ben: Robots or Monkeys

Robots; they don’t cling.

Ben: Also more hygenic!


Katie: Sweet Potato Fries or Curly Fries

Curly Fries. They’re just so cute.


Ben: Moby Dick or Loch Ness

Nessie, please…

Ben: She doesn't come with a boring book, I'll give you that.

Caris: The story is painful. But that’s why I write romance…I love a happy ending! And Nessie’s an adorable name!


Katie: Cosmos or Martinis

Cosmos, blood orange, the way they’re served at the Macaroni grill. Yuuuuum!

Katie: Agreed!


Ben: Diamonds or Pearls

Both: together, preferably. Again, I don’t know why and don’t make me choose or I’ll find you…

Ben: Please don't kill me!

Caris: To quote Katie: *evil laugh*…hehehe…

Katie: Caris fits right in around here.


Katie: Frack or Frel

Does this mean what I think it means? If it does my answer is the following: Frack, frack, frack, frack.

Katie: It does. And yeah we fracken get it. lol

Ben: Yay Battlestar Galactica!


Katie: Thank you so much for taking the time to sit down and chat with us Caris, would you like to add anything before we reluctantly wrap?

Caris: Yes, but this is for Ben…tell us one last joke. Start with, ‘Two woodchucks go into a bar…”

Ben: Two Woodchucks walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if woodchucks could OH GOD HELP ME! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AS AN EDITOR! SEND HELP! THERE'S AT LEAST TEN OF THEM WITH MELEE WEAPONS!

*cough* Hennyway, so after hearing this cliché for the hundredth time the woodchucks punch the bartender. He then starts again by saying, “Hey, did you know there's a drink named after you guys?”And the woodchucks say “Really? There's a drink called the McCoy Brothers?”

Katie: See now why we keep him locked up? lol



Thanks so much to Caris for taking the time to chat with us, we love you and hope you will return many times. We know you all are eager to start the prizes so here we go! One lucky winner will walk away with the Caris Prize Pack containing signed books from the author, Vampire Pez, wing earrings and some rad Sheep pencils! To be entered to win make sure to list BOTH things in the comments below.


1. Your Email Address

2. What wild and crazy animal outfit would you like to see Endelle wear next? *Remember it's just a book, no harm will be caused to any animals. :)*


Contest ends May 14th at Midnight!

Good Luck!