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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Love Poems From the Sheep to You!

Valentine’s Day Poems to our Secret Valentine

BAAART: My secret Valentine- ewe!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I love readers
Just like EWE!






Sharon: My Secret Valentine- Optimus Prime
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I can’t wait
To transform with you!




Katie: My Secret Valentine-I have to pick one?! WTH! This is totally unfair, but if I must then I will go for Dougal from Kerrelyn Spark’s ‘Love at Stake’ saga


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I love vamps
And this Scottish one's a MUST do!





Amber: My Secret Valentine- Jericho Barrons (swoon)
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You wooed me with your macho moves
And fast cars too!




Kalpar: My Secret Valentine- N/A, Kalpars only understand hate.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Valentine's Day is lame
I'm going to go punch Nazis on Mars with Theodore Roosevelt








Richard: My Secret Valentine- Kaylee Frye from Firefly


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'll be your manly ram
If you'll be my ewe!




Danielle: My Secret Valentine- Wooper


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I love your bulbus head
And you wander around without a clue

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Sheep Review: Pantheons by E. J. Dabel

On the streets, they call fifteen year old orphan Isaiah Marshall the “Indestructible Diamond”. Isaiah is the leader of the “Redrovers”, a group of teenage misfits consisting of his friends Jeremy, Monty, and Pipsqueak, but when they trespass into “Kaliber Academy” to get even with the arrogant Jason Ollopa, they are in way over their heads.

Principal Webb enrolls them into the High School and Isaiah soon learns about the existence of the gods of the Ancient World. Because the gods have refused to fight the last War for fear of the Mysterious Dark, the Powers-that-Be have stripped them of their spiritual bodies and given them mortal, teenage forms.
Isaiah discovers he's not only a god, but that he's the child of the Greek goddess Metis, the son destined to overthrow his cruel and sadistic father Zeus, the Darkener of the Sky, and become the greatest god in all the Pantheons.

Isaiah is thrown into a world where the democratic Olympians, war-mongering Norse, Gothic Celts, firstborn Egyptians, the enlightened Hindu, the animal-like Aztecs, the martial artist Asians, the intelligent Babylonians, the great spirits of the Native American Indians, and the fierce Finnish will war against one another for the greatest of all prizes: the Dominion.

Pantheons brings a refreshing cast of characters to the paranormal scene that has become over run by the populations of vampires and werewolves. The author, Mr. E. J. Dabel, creates a fantasical world where myth and legend are weaved together with the drama and society that is known as high school.

Book 1 of the Pantheons series introduces us to a godling who is more than he seems at first, he is loyal to a fault and has a serious score to settle. The story takes us through his experience of discovering who he is and what he's capable of achieving, all the while entertaining us with history lessons of Greek, Norse, Celtic, Babylonian, Finnish, Aztec, Egyptian, Asian, and many other world mythologies along with teenage angst.

Isaiah Marshall is not your typical high school student. He grew up an orphan, living on the streets and battling for survival which earned him the name Indestructible Diamond. Through his journey of becoming a godling and fighting for those he loves, he must learn how to tap into his godly powers and combine his primal side with the divine.

I loved that Dabel gave us a new lens to look through in regards to the paranormal world. His characters were fun, fierce, and something out of the ordinary. While the book was a fast, easy read, the storyline lacked depth for me. The characters were inviting and easy to relate, however, the relationships felt shallow and incomplete.

Having said that, I would recommend the book to anyone looking for an escape from the norm that has become the Twilight infested world of reading (no offense). This book was a breath of fresh air, fun to read and highly entertaining in it's deliverance of mythology.

3 1/2 Sheep
AC






Pantheons is published by Sea Lion Books
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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Boyfriend from Hell +Give Away!


I was given the opportunity to review this book by funny and creative author E Van Lowe. The book was a fun and quick read with some drama, love and mystery that made for a good read. Here is an overview of the book:
 
Fifteen year-old Megan Barnett and her single mom, Suze, have a special relationship—they are friends, close friends, who do almost everything together.
“But come on, guys, she’s my mother… Can I really tell her that while we’re snuggled up on the sofa watching Spider Man Three, I’m secretly undressing James Franco with my eyes? Of course not…”
The special bond takes a turn for the worse when Suze decides to start dating again. She hasn’t had a man in her life since Megan’s father left ten years ago.
Enter two mysterious young men, Megan’s new classmate, sinfully attractive bad boy, Guy Matson, and the dangerously handsome art dealer, Armando. Before long Megan and Suze both wind up in steamy relationships.
But neither of the handsome pair is quite what he seems. In fact, one of them is Satan, with his sights set on a new bride. Megan has precious little time to figure out how to stop him. If she doesn’t, either Megan or Suze are quite literally going to HELL.


Boyfriend from Hell was an odd assortment of witty humor, awkward teen moments, and a healthy dose of paranormal mystery. Given the nature of the book, and who the intended audience is, there are not actual steamy moments when the relationships develop, however I was expecting more. The love relationships in this story felt a bit hollow. The makings were there for a fabulous teenage romance. The hot new kid, the pretty but awkward mathlete, a little rebellion... it's all there. But I feel as though my book had a huge chunk ripped out, the part where they actually fall in love. One moment Megan is blundering on about high school drop out Einstein and the next they are making out in stairwells and skipping class. I was missing the seduction, the actual falling into love. So as far as romance goes, the relationships fell a little flat.

The relationship between Megan and her mother however was beautiful in it's complexity. Lowe painted a perfect mother-daughter relationship that any girl could envy. Lowe created a world where you felt as though you were living the characters life. You felt the fierce loyalty, the awkward embarrassments, the confused frustrations; this relationship was wonderfully portrayed.

Megan is your average high school girl; she's smart and funny and completely loyal to those she loves. She was a perfect girl for the job of kicking Satan's rear end. I love a book where you can just tell that the author has a fantastic sense of humor, and this book is one of them. I love that he pitted a 15 year-old mathlete against Satan. I love even more that she was able to stand up against him and win.

Overall this book was a fun read, with a few twists that kept the book from becoming predictable. I think we could all use a Megan in our lives to help us out when our boyfriend ends up being from hell. Lol. I give this book 3.5 courageous sheep.



AC

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