We promise to...
Tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
(unless it will get us in trouble, then we are so going to lie!)
Not trip you if zombies are chasing us
(we will trip the followers of those 'other' sites)
Never do drugs
(unless we brought enough for everyone)
Bring sexy back in the form of vampires, shifters, fae, werewolves, superheroes and robots
Smell
(and not blame you! we have a dragon for that)
Have an open door policy for the dungeon
(Jake the dragon will cull the herd if you cause trouble)
Have and to hold you from this day forward
(unless you become a zombie, then we will have to kill you. Again. No offense.)
Poke it with a stick before picking it up
Wash our hands between every post
Give sh** away
(bribery is so underrated)
Help you hide the bodies
(we have a dungeon, remember?)
Not drink straight from the milk jug
(unless no one is looking)
Feed the ducks, cause they got to eat too!
Make you laugh!
(if you don't think we are funny, don't worry. It isn't us. It's you.)
GIVEAWAY
(a.k.a. the bribe)
(a.k.a. the bribe)
1. Winners choice from the Sheep Swag Store + Swag pack!
Also have mouse pads and mug with the sheep logo.
2. Alpha Diner pen + swag pack
3. 4 swag packs
