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Friday, November 20, 2015

Victoria Davies Guest Post: Apocalypse bunker must haves

What are the must haves for your apocalypse bunker?

Thanks to our fascination with the zombie apocalypse, I’m sure we’ve all imagined what we’d take with us if the world ended. Here’s what I’d want in my dream creepy cramped bunker. Of course, this list assumes all my loved ones are safe and I have access to the survival basics (food, water) so I have time to focus on my must haves!

1. Chocolate - Yes, I might have access to food already but without chocolate is there really any reason to resist zombification?

2. Something to write with - Be it a forever working laptop or a good old fashioned journal and pen, I need to be able to write. Even if there is no one to read what I create. But hey, maybe zombies like getting romance novels read to them as a goodnight story. We don’t know.

3. Music - I am a sucker for a good tune. A world without music is far too bleak. I’ll take an ipod or cd player please.

4. Duct tape - Yeah, I’ve watched the movies. Duct tape saves lives.

5. Pack of cards - It’s going to get boring in the bunker and this can entertain the family. By the time we get out, I’ll be a Texas Hold’em champ.

6. Zombie killing spray - I’m assuming the bunker will be perfectly safe but as we’ve seen, something always goes wrong. Just in case, I suppose we should have a back up plan.

7. Travel - Yes, I know I can’t actually travel in an apocalypse but it is such an ingrained part of who I am and I need a way to remember it. I want a picture book of the world or a slide projection show of other places so I can remember what outside the bunker looks like.

8. Piano - I’d settle for a keyboard. I love to play to de-stress and I’m assuming this would be a high stress time in my life.

9. Ear plugs - For my family while I pound away at the piano. I probably I’ll get good eventually but until then I’ll provide an alternative for my family. Plus, if anyone snores it’s not like we can move to another room.

10. Books - I saved the best for last. What better way to escape the tedium of a bunker than through the words of other writers? One endless supply of books please.

So that’s my top ten must haves to stay sane in an apocalypse. What would you grab?


The Alpha's Temporary Mate (Fated Match #3)
by Victoria Davies
November 9th 2015
Fated Match has spent centuries pairing supernatural mates together. Witch and matchmaker, Chloe Donovan, takes pride in helping her clients find their happy endings. But when werewolf alpha and millionaire playboy Kieran Clearwater stalks into her office, she may have finally met the one man she can’t help.

Kieran has no intention of finding his mate. Love is a weakness he can't afford. But with his pack growing more concerned over his single status he, needs to assure them all is well. What better way to do so than to hire a fake girlfriend he can parade around at the annual pack retreat?

Chloe is coerced into becoming the wolf’s temporary mate, but she’s determined to keep their agreement professional. But her seductive partner in crime has other ideas, and his considerable charm makes it difficult for her to keep her eye on the prize. While these two burn hot when they’re together, behind-the-scenes politics work to rip them apart.



Excerpt


The click of heels on the stairs reached his ears, and he downed the last of his drink. Setting the glass on the bar cart, he went to meet her. Tugging his black cuff into place, he strode into the entrance hall.

And forgot how to breathe.

That was definitely not the dress he’d so carefully selected. Usually he farmed out such tasks to an assistant,

but this time he’d spent his lunch break perusing women’s fashion until he’d found a dress he thought would do her justice. An outside observer might make the mistake of thinking the action was uncharacteristically sentimental, but he preferred to think of it as being prepared. Every detail of this night needed to be perfectly planned, including every inch of his date. He’d tried to give her a dark color that would help her avoid the spotlight, knowing she was nervous enough about this outing as it was. Every decision about that dress

had been made to help her blend into her surroundings without stealing the show.

But Chloe wasn’t a woman for the sidelines.

There would be no missing her in the fire-engine-red gown she’d selected instead. Nor would anyone who saw her doubt why he’d pursued her. Not with silk accentuating every curve until all he could think of was blowing off the show and taking her to bed. He’d peel the red silk away from her delicious body, running his lips over every inch of creamy skin he uncovered. Those soft curls would be tangled around her face as she writhed beneath him, her luscious red lipstick smeared as she begged him for one more kiss.

And those sky-high black heels? Hell, they could stay. He bit back a growl as he imagined them digging into his skin as she locked her legs around his hips.

She stepped off the stairs and glided toward him. Kieran couldn’t help his smile when he noted her raised chin. His lovely fake lover was ready to fight.

Chloe stopped before him, looking up, even in her heels.

Knowing she was waiting for his judgment, Kieran took his time allowing his eyes to rake down her body then slowly back up to her face. Not what he’d planned, perhaps, but definitely worth the detour.

“I’m going to have to fight off challengers tonight,” he said finally.

She blinked, as if expecting far different words. “Why?”

He reached out to wrap an arm around her waist and pulled her closer. “Because, sweetheart, every man there

will want you for his own.”

Her sharp inhale when her body collided with his pacified the wolf pacing within him. It whined in pleasure

when he stroked his fingers down her bare arm.

“Be serious,” she huffed, trying to appear unaffected even as a telling shiver gripped her body.

“Trust me, Chloe. I am.”

About the Author:
Victoria Davies’s passion for writing started young. Luckily she had a family who encouraged believing in magic and embracing imagination. From stories quickly scribbled in diaries, her love of storytelling developed. Since then her characters may have evolved and her plots may have grown decidedly more steamy but she never lost her love of the written word. Writing is not only a way to silence the wonderful voices in her head, but it also allows her to share her passions with her readers.

Currently she writes from Toronto, Canada. While she has a healthy love for the unknown, this corner of the world will always be her home.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Guest Post: My Zombie Apocalypse Bunker by Ryan Hill + giveaway


My zombie apocalypse bunker - the essentials 

My zombie apocalypse bunker wouldn't be a typical bunker. Most shelters of this sort are underground, and surround you in nothing but concrete and cement. That's not fun, and it's no fun to walk on. So, first order of business is to lay down a rug. That way, I won't have to walk on concrete. It doesn't have to be a fancy rug, just something I can walk on that isn't rock-based.

Obviously, the bunker will be loaded with food and water. Otherwise, what's the point? However...the bunker will also be packed to the gills with alcohol. Not even good alcohol. Just really, really strong alcohol. I don't think you can be picky in times like a zombie apocalypse. Weapons of all sorts would line the walls, and I'd even have a secret tunnel installed, just in case. Even zombie bunkers need fire escapes.

With the essentials out of the way, I'd turn my focus to filling out my zombie bunker. Things can get pretty lonely when you're sitting in a concrete room. I'd need books. Lots of them. My Kindle doesn't last very long without electricity, so I'd need real books. The bunker also wouldn't have any natural light, so I'd probably be left to use candles for light. A few boxes of those would do. Not to sound like I'm seventy-five, but I'd probably also have a handful of 1,000 piece puzzles lying around.

In a perfect world, my zombie apocalypse bunker would have working plumbing. But, it's not a perfect world, especially if zombies are running around eating brains. So, no indoor plumbing. That's okay, though. Everyone needs a little danger in their life. Also, I'd have to leave the bunker at some point, or else I'd go stir crazy. That, and I'd eventually run out of toilet paper. Nobody ever said the zombie life was a clean life.

When the the leader of a powerful cult kidnaps the woman Holt loves, he teams up with his best friend to save her from a fate worse than death.

Fans of Jonathan Maberry's ROT & RUIN and AMC's hit series, The Walking Dead will devour Hill's action ­packed take on the Zombie genre. DEAD NEW WORLD is now available at Amazon and Curiosity Quills. Get to know more about Ryan in this exclusive letter to readers
DEAD NEW WORLD



Zombies aren’t mindless anymore.

Before the world fell into chaos, the undead existed only in the imagination. Now, more of them walk the earth than living. Zombies move about freely, while humans entomb themselves inside concrete barricades to stay alive.

All that, while the leader of a powerful cult - known only as Reverend - becomes the next threat to the rebuilding United States. Believing zombies to be God’s latest creation, making humanity obsolete, he wants to give every man, woman, and child the chance to become one. With his combined army of humans and zombies, he may well get his wish.

Best friends Holt and Ambrose went up against the Reverend once. Holt lost a foot and a zombie bit Ambrose…though he survived the virus, only to become a human-zombie hybrid, reviled by the living and unwelcome among the dead. When the Reverend kidnaps the woman Holt loves, the race is on to save her from a fate worse than death.



About the Author:
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Growing up, Ryan Hill used to spend his time reading and writing instead of doing homework. This resulted in an obsession with becoming a writer, but also a gross incompetence in the fields of science and mathematics. A graduate of North Carolina State University, Ryan has been a film critic for over five years. He lives in Raleigh, NC, with his dog/shadow Maggie. Ryan also feels strange about referring to himself in the third person.

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Oct 19th: Horror Tree
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Must Haves for My Apocalyptic Bunker by Alex Hughes (Marked book tour + giveaway)

Must Haves for My Apocalyptic Bunker
By: Alex Hughes


One of my favorite things about stopping by I Smell Sheep is the incredible guest post topic ideas that Sharon gives out like candy. This topic, another Sharon classic, got my creative juices going immediately.

If the world fell apart, naturally I would have a bunker already set up and ready to go. The absolutely critical items would be:

1. A robot butler. Who can cook gourmet dishes from practically anything, especially canned and dried food. Bonus points if he can play a proper game of chess.

2. A yoga mat and tapes. Hey, what? I get twitchy in small spaces. An exercise form that keeps me calm and centered (and strong) would be awesome.

3. A rifle with extra ammo. Just in case the door doesn’t hold.

4. A set of Kindles pre-loaded with most of the world’s books, and a charger that doesn’t run out. Or: a charger powered by a hand crank, so it literally can’t go out.

5. The hubbie.

6. Lots of paper and pencils.

7. Nice cheerful sunlight-spectrum lamps. Because I like my sunlight, ‘kay?

Optional bonuses (if there’s room):

1. A heating blanket. The ultimate in comfort, especially if it comes with a generator to keep all the other gadgets going.

2. My laptop with Scrivener pre-loaded. Because even if the world is ending, I’ve got deadlines, you know? Plus the other bunker-bound folks are going to want reading material and I don’t want to disappoint.

3. Access to the Internet. So I can watch the desperation and world-ending from my safe armchair, you know, just in case I wanted to.

4. Several friends & family members in adjoining bunkers for dinner parties with the robot butler.

5. A mammoth stockpile of food, not something minor, you understand, but a fort of cans, an herb garden, balsalmic vinegar, salt and pepper and sundried tomatoes and all the other comforts of home. Plus, you know, a hydroponic garden to keep us in oxygen and yummies. We have the sunlight-spectrum lamps already, am I right?

6. A cat. Because if the world is ending, I’m getting a cat, dang it. And cat food, a litter box, etc. etc. to keep her in style.

What about you guys? Do you also require your robot butlers to cook, or are you more flexible in hiring?





Marked (Mindspace Investigation #3)
by Alex Hughes
Kindle Edition, 352 pages
Expected publication: April 1st 2014 by Roc
FORESEE NO EVIL.
Freelancing for the Atlanta PD isn’t exactly a secure career; my job’s been on the line almost as much as my life. But it’s a paycheck, and it keeps me from falling back into the drug habit. Plus, things are looking up with my sometimes-partner, Cherabino, even if she is still simmering over the telepathic Link I created by accident.

When my ex, Kara, shows up begging for my help, I find myself heading to the last place I ever expected to set foot in again—Guild headquarters—to investigate the death of her uncle. Joining that group was a bad idea the first time. Going back when I’m unwanted is downright dangerous.

Luckily, the Guild needs me more than they’re willing to admit. Kara’s uncle was acting strange before he died—crazy strange. In fact, his madness seems to be slowly spreading through the Guild. And when an army of powerful telepaths loses their marbles, suddenly it’s a game of life or death.…



About the Author:
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Alex Hughes, the author of the award-winning Mindspace Investigations series from Roc, has lived in the Atlanta area since the age of eight. She is a graduate of the prestigious Odyssey Writing Workshop, and a Semi-Finalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novels 2011. Her short fiction has been published in several markets including EveryDay Fiction, Thunder on the Battlefield and White Cat Magazine. She is an avid cook and foodie, a trivia buff, and a science geek, and loves to talk about neuroscience, the Food Network, and writing craft—but not necessarily at the same time!


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