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Showing posts with label B-movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label B-movie. Show all posts

Sunday, July 28, 2019

Book Review: Sharkantula: Shark. Tarantula. Sharkantula. (A B-Movie Novel Book 1) by Essel Pratt

Sharkantula: Shark. Tarantula. Sharkantula. (A B-Movie Novel Book 1)
by Essel Pratt
October 24, 2018
219 pages
Publisher: Immortal Gaze Publications; 2 edition
Shark. Tarantula. Sharkantula.

When a genetically modified tarantula finds itself loose in the Great White shark exhibit at Shark World, the feisty arachnid sinks its fangs into the main attraction. Without warning, the Great White mutates into Sharkantula and the opening day show turns deadly. The mutated shark/tarantula hybrid is hungry and ready to feast upon the flesh of those that don't run away fast enough to escape her webbing. Desperate to stop the carnage, a group of Shark World employees join forces with the tarantula's keeper in an effort to stop the devastation before Sharkantula can escape the confines of the aquatic theme park and spread her terror across the United States.



The book begins with scientist Dr. Fisher and his assistant are being threatened by the government not doing the experiments the government wanted, but trying to find a cure for cancer, using genetically changed spiders. 

One of those spiders escapes and ends up at the marine park, Shark World, where it bites a Great White shark. It is now a sharkrantula. The monster is insatiably hungry and attacks people.

Sharkantula is what happens when you add a campy B-movie premise to horror and science fiction and make it a novel. You get monsters, all the characters you would see if this had been a movie, gore (it is a shark, plus a tarantula, too!), and loads of fun. 

Before you think it is safe to read a book at the beach this summer, watch Shark Week, or binge all your Sharknado movies on DVD, read Sharkantula. It might just make you careful about taking a dip in the seawater off that beach or checking to see if any siders are hanging around your house before turning on the TV. 


I give Sharkantula: Shark. Tarantula. Sharkantula. (A B-Movie Novel Book 1) 4 Shark Week sheep.





Pamela Kinney


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Essel Pratt is a master of horror and fantasy, conjuring tales that haunt souls and inspire imagination. As a student of psychology and teller of tales, Essel writes to share the complex nature of his imaginings with the world. His ever-expanding catalog of short stories spans multiple anthologies and collections, ranging from whimsical fantasy to bizarre horror, including everything in between. Dedicated fans have praised his creations, labeling his talents as prolific in substance. 

Hailing from Mishawaka, Indiana, his passion for writing began in the early years as his imagination taunted from within, begging for a release. Dabbling in art at first, he found that the stories that pleaded to be told could not be imprisoned by ink and paint alone. His most notable and prevalent accomplishments include Final Reverie, Sharkantula, and the multiple short stories that have garnered a following of their own, such as the adventures of Detective Mansfield.

Inspired by C.S. Lewis, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Harper Lee, William Golding, and many more, Essel doesn't restrain his writings to straight horror, instead exploring the blurred boundaries of horror within its competing genres, mixing the elements into a literary stew.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Comic Review (ARC): Grindhouse: Doors Open at Midnight #1 Bee Vixens From Mars! part 1

GRINDHOUSE: DOORS OPEN AT MIDNIGHT #1 (FRANCESCO FRANCAVILLA COVER)

Bee Vixens from Mars #1 by Alex de Campi
Writer: Alex de Campi
Artist: Chris Peterson
Colorist: Nolan Woodard
Cover Artist: Francesco Francavilla
Genre: Action/Adventure, Horror
Publication Date: October 02, 2013
Format: FC, 32 pages; Miniseries
Price:$3.99
UPC:7 61568 22741 3 00111
Literature: overrated. Morality: expendable. Tonight is right for some over-the-top sex and violence! Bringing the flavor of midnight exploitation flicks to comics, Grindhouse delivers four two-issue gore operas, starting with “Bee Vixens from Mars,” pitting a one-eyed southern Latina deputy against lusty alien chicks bent on laying eggs in the entire male population!

* Covers by superstar artists Francesco Francavilla and Coop!

* First issue in a brand-new series of B-movie masterpieces!

* Eisner nominee Alex de Campi (Smoke, Ashes) is a writer to watch in 2013!

* Future arcs feature art from Simon Fraser (2000 AD), Federica Manfredi (True Blood, Hack/Slash), and Gary Erskine (The Mask)!

Take one of those schlocky sci-fi/horror flicks from the 60s and 70s, give it a 21st century coat of paint, and you've got Grindhouse: Doors Open at Midnight, the new series from Dark Horse.

All I had to see was Francesco Francavilla's cover art to know that I had to take this first issue for a test drive. And with the tag-line at the bottom ("Sleazeball Tested, Pervert Approved"), the book delivers what it promises, and has me reevaluating my moral code.

Right out of the gate, the B-movie quality of the story leaps off the page thanks to Chris Peterson's artwork, along with the coloring touches of Nolan Woodard. I mean, if the lurid imagery of the first page doesn't hammer home the kind of story you're about to read, the second page damn sure will.


With a couple of buxom besties, Betty and Arlene, going to town on a jar of honey scored from a hive atop Cemetery Hill, it seems pretty clear that it ain't the usual kind you find down at the Piggly Wiggly. And while they're caught up in the kind of bliss reserved for the wet dreams of fourteen-year-old boys, Betty's boyfriend, Jimmy, gets word from his one-eyed deputy of a disturbance up on Cemetery Hill.

Well, disturbance is one thing. An eviscerated corpse and something big and nasty waiting in the bushes is something else entirely.

If you have an affinity for those old movies like Kingdom of the Spiders or The Blob, chances are you're going to get a kick out of this book. Mind you, the cheesecake factor is quite high, so be ready for gratuitous cleavage shots and more puns and innuendo than you can shake a honey-dipped stick at. But if the title of the series isn't a big enough indicator for you, then you'd best not bother reading it.

4 Sheep







Gef Fox

Friday, September 20, 2013

Book Review: Alternate Histories of the World by Matthew Buchholz

Alternate Histories of the World
by Matthew Buchholz
This remarkable collection of maps, photographs, engravings and paintings from the early ages to modern day provides a stunning new look at the world as defined by our struggles and alliances with the monsters and supernatural creatures that have defined our existence. Learn how a mechanical man helped write America’s Declaration of Independence. Track the course of the Living Dead virus from Africa to Europe and on to the New World. View artifacts from our uneasy alliance with the Martian race, or simply delight in the vibrant colors and illustrations from a bygone age. More than 100 full-color images and insightful essays make this book an essential addition to the libraries of dedicated historians as well as casual fans of monsters and mayhem.

What happens when you take B-movies and history; put them in a blender and hit puree? The book Alternate Histories of the World! When I got this book from Penguin for review I thought what a cute idea. I figured I would skim through it and see what I thought. Instead I found myself reading each and every page and laughing my butt off.

Author and B-movie fan Matthew Buchholz took original historical art and photographs and photo shopped in aliens, monsters, zombies and robots then with a few paragraphs rewrote history. I gotta say I like his versions better. Who knew Vilnar the Destroyer played such a prominent role in world history?


Not only are the pictures eyes catching and the writing humorous, the actual book is beautiful. When you open a page you get a full image and the opposing page has a brief historical rewrite. I don’t know anything about the paper used in books, but the pages feel luxurious. They are thicker with a matte appearance like faux linen. I am sure there is a name for it. If you know please enlighten me!

 This is a great gift for the history buff or the movie fan with a sense of humor.

5 “Graaagg ahhhhh, Ahhhsssggg grrrrrr” sheep 


Sharon Stogner

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Thanks for visiting Alternate Histories! I'm Matthew Buchholz and this is what I do. I grew up in Tucson, AZ, graduated from NYU, lived in Brooklyn for years and moved to Pittsburgh in 2008. I now combine my love of history and bad sci-fi movies into my art. I'm on the right in the picture.My work began with a show at Wildcard in 2010, a great store in Pittsburgh where I had the inspiration to photoshop a gigantic monster into an old engraving of the city. Since then I've expanded with different cities, holiday & greeting cards, original works and more, all taking historic images and adding in something from a pop culture sci-fi background.

I like to think that my work remakes and comments on history by incorporating shared pop-culture memories into visual records of the past. At times it can seem like there’s no distinction between “true” history and a collective pop history. Science fiction takes this one step further by introducing elements of otherness that we project onto our own social fears and concerns. I’m remaking history…with monsters and robots!

I've been fortunate enough to be able to travel to different cities selling my wares, and my work was recently featured as part of the Futur Anterieur show at the agnes b. galerie du jour in Paris.

Each piece starts with the original image. I do a lot of online and flea market research to find interesting pieces, then I look for some monster, robot, alien or other creature that fits the style of the piece. I do all this in playing with my dog Otis and listening to sixties soul music.