Top 10 Reasons you need Sheep in your lives ~giveaway

This time of the year everyone is posting their top 10 favorite books of 2012. So we thought we better jump on this wagon, but we fell off...or maybe we were pushed. So instead, I give you:

Top 10 reasons you need Sheep in your lives!

1. Flowers
Everyone knows that March comes in like a lion, but it has to go out like a lamb or else you won't get those April Showers which bring? That's right! May flowers. So no baby sheep, no flowers.

2. Sleep
If it wasn't for sheep, you would have nothing to count! You know what happens when people don't get enough sleep? Bad things! No sheep. No Sleep. Break down of society.

3. Happy children
Everyone knows that a little lamb made the children laugh and sing, even if it was against the rules. No baby sheep. No children laughter. Now wouldn't that be sad?


4. Wool

Photo by Ken Hammond

If there were no sheep there would be no wool! People all over the world would freeze to death. Once again we are thrown into an apocalypse. No sheep, no wool, no warmth, everyone freezes to death!

5. Baby booties
No sheep, no yarn and all those old ladies who knit would be out causing trouble instead of at home making baby booties. You know what that means?! Babies will have cold tootsies because grandma was out partying instead of knitting! No sheep, no yarn, cold baby toes.


6. Sleeping Beauty
If there was no Sheep and therefore no yarn, there would be no reason for spinning wheels. The story of Sleeping Beauty would be completely different. There would be no spinning wheel for her to prick her finger on! No sheep, no Sleeping Beauty.

7. Sheep Puns
If we don't have Sheep puns, people can't say "Get the Flock out of here" or "Shut the Flock up!" The world would sink into a vulgar mess. Everyone would have to use the "F" word instead. No Sheep, no puns, world depravity.

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8. Keeping wolves off the sex offender registry
If there were no sheep, what would the wolves wear? They would be running around naked and cold. No sheep, no clothing for wolves = Naked wolf running through the forest and exposing his self to Little Red Riding Hood! 

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9. Keep children off drugs
If there was no sheep there would be no wool for the little boy who lived down the lane. And he would be forced to sell drugs to make money. 





10. This website
If there are no sheep, then what the hell are we smelling around here?! I don't even want to think about it... 

Baaart is so happy (those are tears of joy) you are part of the flock.

So go forth into the New Year and embrace your inner Sheep. Invite others to join the flock... make them drink the Kool-Aid! and if they don't... 

***GIVEAWAY***

One follower will win some sheep swag including a bookmark made from sheep poop!

one of a kind sheep desk calendar
Werewolf hair
moonpie
blood necklace
swag
I Smell Sheep tattoos
a stuffed sheep ornament!


I am including this because it shows the awesomeness that is sheep. 
Thanks Diane Carlisle for reminding me of this

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