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Monday, September 10, 2018

Book Review: They Feed by Jason Parent

They Feed
by Jason Parent
April 15, 2018
266 pages
The night uncovers all we wish not to see.

A troubled man enters a dusky park before sunset. A young woman follows, hidden in shadow. Both have returned to the park to take back something the past has stolen from them, to make right six long years of suffering, and to find justice or perhaps redemption—or maybe they'll settle for some old-fashioned revenge.

But something evil is alive and awake in those woods, creatures that care nothing for human motivations. They’re driven by their own insatiable need: a ravenous, bottomless hunger.

The campgrounds are full tonight, and the creatures are starving. Before the night is over, they will feed.

An unrelenting tale of terror from Jason Parent, acclaimed author of People of the Sun and What Hides Within.


You know how this goes. A bunch of monster fodder...I mean people...end up trapped in an abandoned shack deep in the woods while sh** pancakes try to eat them. 

Okay, maybe you don't know it <G>. Jason Parent has created his own take on why you don't go into the woods. His cast of characters ranges from chaotic good to chaotic evil.

Tyler is the main character, just released from prison for a murder he committed...or did he? He is drawn back to the woods and the scene of the crime. Multiple others by happy (for the monster) coincidence end up in the woods with him. I don't want to spoil the mystery of the monster but the description "sh** pancake" gets thrown around.

Parent does a great job of creating suspense as you wait and wonder who and how each person will git got (I'm from the south, this is a phrase). They Feed is a great example of using an unreliable narrator to throw a twist at the end. If you are a fan of monster horror then this is one you'll want to read.

4 1/2 Sheep pancakes





SharonS

About the Author:
In his head, Jason Parent lives in many places, but in the real world, he calls New England his home. The region offers an abundance of settings for his writing and many wonderful places in which to write them. He currently resides in Southeastern Massachusetts with his cuddly corgi named Calypso.

In a prior life, Jason spent most of his time in front of a judge . . . as a civil litigator. When he finally tired of Latin phrases no one knew how to pronounce and explaining to people that real lawsuits are not started, tried and finalized within the 60-minute time frame they see on TV (it's harassing the witness; no one throws vicious woodland creatures at them), he traded in his cheap suits for flip-flops and designer stubble. The flops got repossessed the next day, and he's back in the legal field . . . sorta. But that's another story.

When he's not working, Jason likes to kayak, catch a movie, travel any place that will let him enter, and play just about any sport (except that ball tied to the pole thing where you basically just whack the ball until it twists in a knot or takes somebody's head off - he misses the appeal). And read and write, of course. He does that too sometimes.

Friday, January 9, 2015

Getting lost in a forest: Dos and Don'ts by Jeremy Bates (Suicide Forest book tour)

Given that Suicide Forest is about a bunch of friends who get lost in a forest and begin to succumb to the elements (among other things!) I thought it might be fun—and educational—to write a short post on what to do—and not do—when/if you get lost in a forest.

Here it goes:



1) Don’t panic! Easier said than done, maybe. But the best thing to do is sit tight and hope someone comes looking for you soon. Doing so will prevent you from getting even more lost, as well as help you to conserve energy.

2) Identify your immediate location with some kind of landmark—this could be a tall tree, a prominent boulder, etc. The reason? In case you don’t listen to point one and panic, wander off, and get yourself more lost.

3) Know how to orient yourself! Know the sun rises in the east, sets in the west. Know moss grows on the north sides of rocks/trees.

4) Search your surroundings for water (but don’t go too far!) Keep an eye out for birds, as they often stay close to a clean water source. If you get desperate, you can wrap your shirt around your legs in the morning and collect dew, or even build a below-ground sill.

5) Search your surroundings for food. Don’t be afraid to eat fat little insects for a protein boost.

6) Make a fire. If you have a battery handy, you can short-circuit it by connecting the positive and negative terminals with a wire or foil, which will create a spark to light your tinder. Not only will the fire keep you warm, it will help keep the mosquitos away. Also, if you found water, you can purify it over the flames. Finally, if you add green wood and brush to it, you have a very smoky signal fire.

There are probably a dozen other things you can do to survive the woods until you are rescued, but I’d say the abovementioned are some of the most important. So have fun hiking/camping—and, oh yeah, point number seven: watch out for serial killers!


Jeremy Bates Suicide Forest
Suicide Forest
 
Author: Jeremy Bates
Publisher: Ghillinnein Books
Pages: 350
Genre: Thriller/Suspense
Format: Paperback/Kindle
Just outside of Tokyo lies Aokigahara, a vast forest and one of the most beautiful wilderness areas in Japan…and also the most infamous spot to commit suicide in the world. Legend has it that the spirits of those many suicides are still roaming, haunting deep in the ancient woods.

When bad weather prevents a group of friends from climbing neighboring Mt. Fuji, they decide to spend the night camping in Aokigahara. But they get more than they bargained for when one of them is found hanged in the morning—and they realize there might be some truth to the legends after all.

Suicide Forest is available at Amazon



About the Author:
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Jeremy Bates is the author of the #1 Amazon bestseller White Lies, which was nominated for the 2012 Foreword Book of the Year Award. He has spent the last ten years traveling the world, visiting more than thirty countries. He has lived in Canada, the United States, Australia, Japan, South Korea, and the Philippines. Bates is a graduate of the University of Western Ontario with a degree in English literature and philosophy. He is an active member of Horror Writers Association, Mystery Writers of America, International Thriller Writers, Inc., and Crime Writers of Canada.