Winning the internet a triple shot

What kind of website would we be if we didn't show a cat video? A lame one, that's what.

I actually have three videos that should win the internet. The first is the cat. The second...I wasn't sure if you guys would find it disturbing <G>. Then I remembered who reads our posts and included it <G>. The third one is pretty much self-explanatory.

Be sure to turn up the sound for this one.