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Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Sheep Double Review: How to Tame a Beast in Seven Days (The Embraced #1) by Kerrelyn Sparks

How to Tame a Beast in Seven Days (The Embraced #1)
by Kerrelyn Sparks
March 7th 2017
Mass Market Paperback, 416 pages
by St. Martin's Press

Luciana grew up on the Isle of Moon, hidden away because of her magical powers. But when her father arrives, he offers her a choice: remain on the island or return with him and marry the Beast of Benwick in order to save their legacy—and her father's life.



Lord Leofric, the Beast of Benwick, has not been touched since he was a child. Born with the power to harness lightning, he is a danger to everyone he touches. When he meets his betrothed, he expects a loveless, lonely marriage...until he discovers she's vastly more powerful than he realized. But is she strong enough to withstand his touch?



If they can survive, their love will alter the future of the kingdom. But will their extraordinary powers cost them everything?

Adria Reyes Review:
Sheep Rating: 4 Gifted Sheep


How to Tame a Beast in Seven Days was a solid start to a new series in my opinion. I’ve never read Kerrelyn Sparks before so this was a totally new experience for me. 

The set up for this book starts on an island where people send their children with “special” gifts in order to protect them. They are called the Embraced. Luciana is one of four young ladies who believe they are all orphans. Then one day during a bad storm, Luciana’s father comes for her and before she can process that she’s not an orphan, Luciana is told that if she doesn’t marry the Beast of Benwick her father will be executed as a traitor to a king. Lord Leofric of Benwick, aka The “Beast” of Benwick is also one of the Embraced. He can control lightning but that gift comes with a downside, his touch can harm or even kill a person, still he becomes attracted to Luciana and her to him, but she’s hiding a big secret that could get her and Leo killed.

There was so much detail in this book it was super easy to picture each location and each character. How to Tame a Beast in Seven Days is one of those books that needs the reader to pay close attention to what is being said because there’s a purpose in almost every event and they connect to one another, building a bigger story. I loved the details that went into the story, it was crafted, not just created, until even the most unbelievable scenarios had me believing they were possible, case in point, the difference in the way Luciana and her adopted sisters speak which is very Scottish and sometimes difficult to understand, and the way Leo and his friends speak which is more modern. It shouldn’t work because it’s so different but Sparks makes it sound so natural for the two dialects to co-exist.

That said, the amount of details and connections could be confusing or even a turn off for some readers looking for a more simple story. There were moments with this book that had me going “Huh? Who is that and what is their connection to Leo and Luciana?” But I’m tenacious and I needed to know what was going on and why, and to me it was worth the time it took to untangle some of the character connections. I did get a little fussy with the pacing of the story. There isn’t a whole lot of resolution or any kind of action for the middle part of the book and then suddenly for the last quarter of the story all we do is get one attempted murder after another and even a few murders that I still don’t know if they were necessary or not. So the beginning starts off with a bang and in the middle there’s a bit of a lull and then towards the ending the plot moves so fast and wraps up a little too quickly and neatly for my liking.

Even with my problems with the pacing and a large cast of characters, I enjoyed my first Kerrelyn Sparks novel. I loved Luciana and her adopted sisters, I loved the mystery of each girl’s origins and gifts and I’m certainly going to want to read the next book in the series because I got attached to these characters. I fell in love with Leo, he’s brave, intelligent, funny, and kind even though he’s spent his whole life on the outside looking in because he can’t touch anyone. *sighs* He was so easy to fall for. I would definitely recommend How to Tame a Beast in Seven Days to anyone looking for a detailed fantasy/paranormal romance with a lively, engaging cast, and lots of humor.

Katie D Review:
I'm also giving this first book 4 sheep
I had this whole big review all hashed out. My pros and cons of the new saga by Mrs. Sparks.....but Adria pretty much covered everything I was going to say! Great minds perhaps?

This wasn't my first Sparks rodeo and I hope Adria grabs some of her other works. This author is talented and knows how to get a good PNR on a roll. That said...yes parts were confusing and perhaps unnecessary. But I can be really forgiving knowing where these characters can go in the future. 

I'd say this one is totally worth your time and money!  

Chapter 4 excerpt

As Leo and his companions rode north, the rain began,and the rolling green landscape gave way to increasingly taller hills. Their horses went at full gallop, eating up the
miles before the rain could turn the dirt road into a sea of mud.

By the time they passed the second beacon, the rain was pounding on them. Their uniforms were drenched, their hair plastered to their heads. The hills had become mountains,and flocks of sheep huddled in the narrow glens where a few trees could give them shelter.

Thunder clapped overhead, and Leo spotted the first flash of lightning to the west. Good. He was going to need all the power he could get. Normal people didn’t stand a chance against the winged creatures that breathed fire.

People like his father.

Leo had heard the story many times over a campfire.His father’s last battle had been against the Norveshki.Cedric had plowed through a dozen of their fierce warriors, but when a dragon had attacked, all his bravery and expertise had been in vain.

Another flash of lightning, this one a little closer. Leo would need to break off from the group soon. As they 
neared the village, a mountain loomed to the right, topped with craggy cliffs and a beacon tower. It was Mount Baedan, which the village was named after. He spotted a cliff that overlooked the village. That was the perfect place.

“My lord.” Nevis drew his attention to a horse man charging toward them. A scout.

Leo and his companions slowed to a stop. “Report,” he said, loud enough to be heard over the pouring rain.

The scout bowed his head, causing a puddle of rain to slosh off the brim of his cap onto his chest. “Four dragons from Norveshka have attacked the village of Mount Baedan.”

“No warriors?” Leo asked.

“None, my lord. Just the dragons. They swooped into the valley and set the village ablaze to force the people from their homes. While the villagers ran to a nearby cave, two of the dragons captured two small children and flew away.”

Leo stiffened, his hands tightening on the reins, as the men around him cursed under their breaths. Ten years ago, the dragons had started snatching sheep. Now they were nabbing small children.

He glanced westward, hoping to see another flash of lightning streak across the sky. He needed the power now.

“The rain put out the fires,” the scout continued. “The villagers are starting to leave the cave. A group of men rode out, hoping to rescue the two children.”

Leo swallowed hard as bile rose up his throat. The rescue attempt would be in vain. Men on horse back could not cross the mountains as fast as a dragon could fly.

Thunder cracked overhead so loud, the men flinched.

“Ride on to the village,” Leo shouted at them. “The last two dragons could still be close by. I’ll take care of them. You protect the people.” He turned his horse and started up the slope of Mount Baedan.

Higher and higher his horse climbed, but eventually the path became too muddy. Leo dismounted and patted the horse, the quilted material now drenched through.

“Go join the others.” He gave the horse a slap on the rump, and it started down the mountain.

Leo abandoned the muddy path that snaked back and forth up the mountainside. Instead, he scrambled straight up the rocky slope. He was halfway up when a bolt of lightning shot from the sky and struck the ground thirty yards away, blasting a boulder into bits.

Yes! The lightning had found him and was zeroing in. Energy from the blast rolled toward him, seeking him out in waves he couldn’t see, but could feel. His skin tingled. His hair, which had been plastered to his head, now crackled as it lifted into the air.

Thunder boomed overhead, sending another wave of energy toward him. It slithered under his damp clothes, giving him a slight shock. Then an increase in power. And speed. He charged up the mountainside faster than any human could go.

Anticipation swelled inside him as he reached the first set of cliffs. Another lightning bolt ripped through the sky, this one hitting only fifteen yards away. It blasted through the rocks, causing the cliff to crumble away. As the ledge beneath his feet trembled, he ran and leaped.

He landed on the next cliff six feet away as thunder cracked and the first cliff tumbled down the mountainside.

More energy surged into him, and he scrambled higher up the mountain. Faster. In a race against the next strike.

He reached the highest cliff. Nearby on the mountain summit, the beacon tower stood, deserted in the storm, its flame long smothered by the rain. The village lay nestled in the valley far below. He spotted houses built of stone with their thatched roofs burned away. The chapel of Enlightenment partially destroyed. The village lookout tower stood as high as the chapel bell tower and was manned by a lone villager. No doubt, he was keeping an eye out for the last two dragons.

Nevis and his troop arrived, and the villa gers poured from their homes to welcome them. Leo winced at the sight of small children running about. Dammit, Nevis, get them back into the cave.

A rumbling noise echoed through the valley, sounding much like thunder, but Leo knew better. It was the beating of dragon wings. The last two dragons had waited for the people to reappear.

Leo ripped off his gloves and threw them down, along with his bow and quiver. Then he drew his sword and pointed it to the sky. “Now!” Lightning broke through the dark clouds, racing toward him. He widened his stance and braced for impact. It struck his sword, fracturing so that a dozen smaller streaks shot off in a circle around him.

The major portion of the lightning sizzled down his sword, eager to reach his flesh. It hit his bare hand and jolted him so hard he fell to his knees and dropped the sword. The dozen fractured shards rebounded, drawn to him like a magnet. They pounded into him, jerking him back and forth. Thunder cracked over him so loud his ears rang.

Power surged through him, so fierce and scorching he thought his skin would melt, his guts would boil, and his head burst like a kernel of corn dropped into a fire. Pain and power, power and pain, he could no longer tell the difference.

He only knew he wanted it, wanted to drink it in, soak it up, and claim it all.

The fiery torture eased to a warm, buzzing sensation, and he found himself on all fours, gasping for air. How many times had he endured this? And it still hurt like hell.

He rested back on his knees and splayed his hands in front of him. Sparks skittered around his fingers like a host of fireflies.

Good, but not enough. The Beast wanted more.

He grabbed his sword and hefted himself to his feet. “More, dammit!” He lifted his sword in the air. 
Lightning struck again, driving him to his knees and knocking the sword from his grip. He cried out as both pain and power ripped through him. Nevis was right.Someday he would explode.

Thunder cracked around him as if he’d become the center of the storm. His ears grew numb, only hearing the buzz of energy pulsing around him. This time, when he examined his hands, streaks shot out a few yards. Not enough to kill a dragon.

He fumbled for his sword once again. Nevis’s question reverberated in his head, bouncing off the inside of his skull. Do you enjoy courting death? Over the years, he’d found he could take in more power each time, but what was the limit? How would he know when it was too much?

He stumbled to his feet and slowly lifted the sword.

When he had the weapon only waist- high, the lightning streaked toward him. Like a desperate lover, it pounced, not even waiting till he was fully cocked. It struck hard,
flinging him through the air into the wall behind him. His head cracked against stone, and he crumpled into a heap.

Rain splattered on his face, keeping him conscious. The pain was merely the price he paid for the ability to protect his people. The pain would be fleeting.

The power he could keep for months.

He rose to his feet. If he were normal, he’d have suffered a concussion and some broken bones. Hell, if he were normal, he’d be dead. But instead, he swelled with strength and power. Tiny streaks of lightning swirled around him so fast, he appeared to glow.

He strode to the edge of the cliff to see what was happening. The dragons were flying low, prob ably to avoid the lightning. They swooped down at the screaming villagers, herding them away from the cave. Making them easy to prey upon.

With the superfast speed he now possessed, Leo pulled a length of coiled rope from his sword belt and tied one end loosely to a tree deeply rooted in the rock wall of the cliff.

The other end, he tied to one of his metal arrows. He grabbed his metal bow, nocked the arrow, and imbued them with some of his energy. Now, when he shot the arrow, it would fly faster and farther.

He aimed for the lookout tower and let the arrow fly. It whistled through the air and struck the top wooden beam of the tower, embedded deep. Continuing at his fast speed,
Leo tightened the rope, tossed his bow and quiver over his shoulder, sheathed his sword, then looped the sword belt over the rope. He ran to the cliff’s edge and pushed off.

Hanging on to the belt, he careened down the length of the rope. Just before crashing into the tower, he swung his legs up and over the top beam and landed on the top platform.

The lone villager gaped at him. “Go!” he shouted. With lightning sizzling around him like a golden nimbus, he didn’t need to speak twice.

The villager scrambled down the ladder, yelling that the Beast had arrived.

After dropping his sword belt on the platform, Leo quickly readied another arrow and pivoted, searching for the dragons. Even though it was possible for him to simply shoot a lightning bolt from his hand, he’d learned from experience that raw power didn’t always go exactly where he wanted it to go. Since there was a chance of hitting innocent bystanders or setting their homes on fire, he preferred to use a metal arrow imbued with his power so he could control the force and trajectory.

There, through a steady sheet of rain, a pair of red, glowing eyes was glaring at him. The dragon was perched on the bell tower of the chapel. It sat up, expanding its chest, a sure sign it was about to breathe fire. Leo released enough energy to make sparks pop and crackle around the metal arrow. When he shot it, the arrow would fly with enough speed and power that it would actually pierce the dragon’s scaly skin and release an electric shock wave through the creature’s body.

He aimed for the dragon’s chest, but just as he let the arrow fly, the dragon pushed off, flying straight at him.

Fire erupted from the dragon’s mouth, forcing him to drop flat onto the platform. Flames shot over him, missing him by a few inches. Meanwhile, the arrow hit the dragon’s hip.

Sparks spread from the arrow, jerking the dragon around in midair. It shrieked, then shot up into the sky and turned north toward Norveshka. Leo notched an arrow to shoot again, but screams below made him look down.

The second dragon had grabbed a child.

“Nevis!” Leo shouted. “Catch it!”

Nevis spurred his horse and galloped after the dragon. It was gaining altitude, now higher than the rooftops of the houses.

Leo sent a surge of energy into his bow and arrow and aimed, trying to keep a safe distance from the child. The arrow zipped through the air. Direct hit to the dragon’s tail.

Sparks exploded around the wound, racing up the dragon’s body, and it jolted, bellowing in pain and dropping the child. A dress flapped in the wind. It was a little girl.

Nevis charged onward as she tumbled from the sky. Villagers screamed, then let loose a round of cheers as Nevis managed to catch her.

The dragon flew away, filling the sky with an angry roar.

Leo lowered his bow and arrow and watched through the rain as the villagers crowded around Nevis. The little girl was safely deposited in the arms of her crying mother. Nevis glanced back at Leo and gave him a thumbs-up before being dragged off his horse by a swarm of happy villagers.

With a cheer, the villagers led Nevis and his men into the cave. Boys led the horses, including Leo’s horse, to the stables. Women dashed into their homes to gather cups and jugs of beer and wine. A few men rushed into a nearby pen to slaughter a lamb. Leo wasn’t sure if the village was celebrating the rescue of one child or drowning their sorrows
for the two who were lost, but clearly they intended to partake of food and drink. And even more clearly, it was a celebration he could not attend.

He glanced at his hands. Sparks still shimmered around his fingers. One false move, and lightning would streak from his fingertips, possibly killing someone. He’d been in such a hurry he’d left his gloves on the cliff. With a sigh, he picked up his sword belt, then buckled it on.

The rain was still pelting him, so he climbed down the ladder to a second platform just below. Drops of rain leaked between the wooden planks overhead, and the it was an improvement.

He sat in the driest corner and rested his back against a wooden pillar. For a short while, because he had released so much energy, he would feel all right. But soon the pain would start again.

He spotted two men rolling a cask toward the cave. The villagers must have run out of beer. Sounds of laughter emanated from the cave. Soon he could smell the scent of a lamb roasting over a fire. His stomach grumbled. A quick search of his pockets came up empty.

With a sigh, he leaned his head against the pillar. Alone again. It was always this way. He was too damned dangerous to be near anyone. Even Nevis had learned to stay away from him when he had this much power.

He closed his eyes as a memory flitted across his mind. The first time lightning had found him, he’d been only five years old. One strike had sent him flying, and he’d crumpled onto the ground, twitching uncontrollably. His nanny had run to him. Calling out to him, she’d touched his face.

Then a surge of energy had shot through her, and she’d collapsed beside him dead.

His first victim. Someone he’d dearly loved.

“I didn’t mean to . . .” Leo whispered, the sound whisked away with the wind. “Forgive me.” Since then, every one had known to keep their distance.

And if a stranger didn’t know, he soon learned when he heard the new name Leo had been given.

Never touch the Beast.

Never let the Beast touch you.

The rain continued to fall. The energy inside him spread throughout his body, expanding, rebelling against the narrow confines of his human shell, demanding to be released and used. Not now. He had to keep as much power as possible so it would be available whenever he needed it.

The sun lowered in the sky, and the wind became more chilled against his wet clothes. He welcomed the cold. It made it easier to deal with the energy boiling inside him, threatening to escape like steam from a kettle.

The strains of a pipe and fiddle came from the cave. The people were dancing, their music accentuating the thudding rhythm in his head. The energy kept expanding, pushing against the inner walls of his skull, pushing so hard he expected to hear the sound of bone cracking. He squeezed his eyes shut, gritting his teeth against the pain.

Sometimes he thought this was the worst part about his gift. The headaches would torture him until either he released some power or it managed to escape on its own.

“My lord?” a female voice spoke below.

He opened his eyes.



About the Author:
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Apparently, she has issues with reality. After writing 16 books about vampires and shifters, Kerrelyn has now completely gone off the deep end and wound up on another planet.

Although Kerrelyn is best known (so far) for the Love at Stake series, which has hit as high as number 5 on the New York Times list and 22 on the USA Today list, she hopes her readers will love The Embraced as much as they did her merry band of vamps and shifters.

Kerrelyn lives with her family in the Greater Houston area of Texas. You can visit with her on Goodreads or her Facebook page, where she does a monthly contest. On Twitter, she posts as @KerrelynSparks.

You can write to Kerrelyn using this address:
P.O. Box 5512
Katy, TX 77491-5512.
If you would like to receive bookmarks, bookplates, or other swag that is currently available, please send a self-addressed, stamped envelope. If you would like to order a signed book, please contact Katy Budget Books, and Kerrelyn will go there to sign them personally for you!

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Book Review: Crouching Tiger, Forbidden Vampire (Love at Stake book 16) by Kerrelyn Sparks

Crouching Tiger, Forbidden Vampire (Love at Stake book 16)
By: Kerrelyn Sparks
Paranormal Romance
384 pages
Plot:
Russell wakes from a coma to find he's become a vampire. Now he has a thirst for revenge. Determined to hunt down the master vampire who turned him, he's used to working alone . . . until he meets Jia. She is after the same vampire for murdering her parents and insists she can help Russell on this mission. Reluctantly, he agrees, and sets up some ground rules:
Rule #1: Their partnership is strictly business. If he holds her a little too close . . . if she looks at him with those exotic eyes . . . well, that has to stop.
Rule #2: He's in charge. Jia isn't used to taking orders and questions every move he makes. So he stops her the only way he knows how.
Rule #3: Don't fall in love. But the kiss that was supposed to quiet her awakens something else in him . . . something forbidden. Because Jia is engaged. To someone else.

With the final conclusion on the Love at Stake series, I'm left a little sad and already missing these guys and gals who have won me over. I would have LOVED one last whacky commercial from the DVN network. Some of the funniest moments were reading about that network. Maybe the network itself will have a spinoff series, who knows but either way I am bummed to see this saga end.

Mrs. Sparks has always had the ability to write heartfelt and touching stories in this PNR world. There's emotional situations and adventure for sure, but there is never an over the top amount of gruesome killing and gore. The whole Love at Stake saga in based off each character finally finding that happily ever after. You know this after the first few books and that's why you keep coming back for more.

I personally enjoy the warmth that these books created, like a blanket you want to wrap up in during a cold winters night. Russell and Jia's story is yet another example of finding warmth in the coldness. While I didn't really feel an off the charts love connection, the two seemed a compatible fit that was sweet and caring.

Tons of development and some final twists that helps bring the series around to the ending place. Some loose ends here and there but maybe we will see a more in this word down the line! I recommend this series to anyone who likes well written and developed characters, but don't need the big bang and booms of hard hitting PNR.

Getting 4 Sheep





KD


About the Author:
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Kerrelyn Sparks’ first paranormal romance, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire, zoomed out of the bat cave so fast it became Borders bestselling debut romance of 2005. Each book in the Love at Stake series has become a USAToday bestseller. When the fourth book,The Undead Next Door, landed on the New York Times bestseller list, even the Undead sat up and took notice, which made Kerrelyn a bit nervous. She lives in the Greater Houston area with her husband, children, and a house full of garlic. So far, there are no vampires in her family. Werewolves are another matter entirely.

You may email Kerrelyn by using the link on the sidebar. She would love to hear from you! Most email will receive a response, except on the night of a full moon.


Thursday, September 5, 2013

Sheep Book Review: The Vampire With the Dragon Tattoo by Kerrelyn Sparks


The Vampire with The Dragon Tattoo 
Love At Stake Series (Book 14) 
Paranormal Romance 

Plot: 
Dougal Kincaid has something to prove. After being injured in a battle with the Malcontents, he's ready for active duty protecting unsuspecting mortals from these villainous vampires who want to rule the world. But first he has to get control of himself . . . because just the sight of a certain lovely doctor has his injured hand doing some peculiar things, not to mention the sizzling sensation that burns along his dragon tattoo.

Vampires? Vampires?! As a scientist, Leah is having trouble believing that these immortal creatures exist. But there they are, standing in front of her, asking for help in solving a genetic puzzle that can save mankind. There's even one in a sexy kilt! Just one look into Dougal's gorgeous green eyes sets her pulse racing. But can she trust him—and the overwhelming desire that refuses to be ignored?

Kerrelyn Sparks is by far, one of my favorite writers. I've enjoyed every single edition of her PNR series to date. The Vampire with The Dragon Tattoo is no exception. FINALLY my man Dougal has his day under the moonlight! It's been a long time coming, but the wait was well worth it. 

When you pick up a Kerrelyn book you know that the next few hours are going to make you laugh, cry, pull for the underdog and cheer when love falls into place. Every aspect of these stories deliver. Plus, you have some of the funniest and wittiest lines right here for the reading. 

With an ongoing saga of this caliber you've got to mix things up a bit and Kerrelyn has done that. New bad guys move further into the spotlight while adding more characters to keep the whole thing moving along. While Dougal's story was less on the action side, you get just enough to keep the pace rolling until the very end. 

Personally, I would have loved to see Dougal forced into a cheesy vampire network TV ad. (Maybe in just his kilt. Sorry Dad!) But that's my own secret wish. In with keeping of an honest review, I wanted a little more action. Dougal is a seasoned warrior and while I enjoyed his romantic side, I desperately wanted to see him kick more butt! The man's been around for 300 years and he's got the metal prosthetic. I was hopeful that we would see that thing in action. 

Even though I was not the leading lady of this book *sniffs*, I did actually like Leah. I was ready for the gag-me-with-a-stick feelings, but they never came. The only bone I can pick with her character is not jumping on the Dougal train when she first meets him! Who needs talking! Pfft. Overrated if you ask me. 

Overall, this latest edition adds to the saga as a whole. You can most certainly pick up the series from this point, but why would you want to! The fun's getting to know these guys and gals. Plus, you would miss all the vampire commercials! 


Getting 4 'meek as lamb' Sheep 
KD


Thursday, August 1, 2013

Character Interview: Dougal Kincaid from Kerrelyn Sparks + Giveaway!

Today we bring you our one on one interview with Dougal Kincaid, the hero from The Vampire with the Dragon Tattoo, book 14 in the epic Love at Stake series by PNR author Kerrelyn Sparks. We had a TON of fun with this sexy man and Kerrelyn was kind enough to throw in some goodies that you can win! 



Katie's Diary Entry: It's a cold and stormy night; we've traveled to an undisclosed location high in the Scottish mountains. Before the journey up the treacherous wall of never-ending rock, we're blindfolded and tied up. It took us days to reach the summit, but it was a journey that would forever change our lives, a journey that would lead us to the man who's held my heart for years. The one whose eyes burn with a fire that never goes out, with a love for his fellow countrymen and honor that would take your breath away. A man whose body I've dreamed about for-

Sharon: Riiight, so before Katie goes on and on, let's just stop her. Someone please pull out the duct tape... the one with sheep on it. We keep it handy around here. Anywho, it's nice to meet you Dougal, thanks for taking the time to sit down and chat with us today. 


Katie: Dougal, for those that don't know, please tell us a little about yourself. *makes googly eyes* 
Dougal: *shifts uncomfortably in his chair by the giant fireplace*  I’m a Scot, as ye well know, and a vampire. As for my past, I doona like to talk aboot it. I was fatally wounded at Culloden in 1746, but Connor found me where I lay dying, and he transformed me. 
Katie: I know! Gods above my heart broke for you! I'll avenge those bastards for you! Sharon, grab my battle axe and let's do this!
*Sharon hits Katie on the head with a rolled up newspaper* 
Sharon: Bad Katie, bad! No battle axes for you! You know what happened last time…



Katie: What's happened since we last touched base with you in Wild About You*scoots closer* 
Sharon: *Hands Dougal a flyswatter* We’ve had this problem before…continue.
Dougal: *frowns at the flyswatter he’s now holding in his prosthetic hand* I work for MacKay Security and Investigation, and I lost my right hand in battle in 2008. Since then, I’ve been head of security for Jean-Luc Echarpe and his family in Texas. Jean-Luc is an expert swordsman, so he doesna need much protection.  *Sighs*  I was more of a glorified babysitter. But now, Roman and Abigail (Gregori’s wife) have fitted me with this new hand, and I’ve learned to fence with it. My boss, Angus, has finally decided I can do more than babysit, so I’ve just accepted a new job as head of security at Romatech. I’m looking forward to proving myself worthy.  And there’s a new scientist arriving tonight. Everyone says she’s a genius. Her name is Leah Chin. *His prosthetic hand clenches, and the flyswatter snaps in two*
Katie: Oh, head of security? I do love a man in uniform….
Sharon: You mean “out of”.
Katie: You say Potato, I say potatoe
Dougal: *wincing, he kicks the broken flyswatter under his chair* Well, actually, I’ll still be wearing my kilt.

Sharon: Are you into art? Have a favorite type?
Katie: Beside me of course. 
Dougal: Art? I... *His eyes glaze over as he remembers*  I like Oriental art.
Katie: You've got this faraway look in your eyes Dougal, why the interest in that particular art? Hmm? 
Dougal: *his prosthetic hand clenches suddenly and he frowns at it*  I doona like to discuss my past.

Katie: Moving on. Can I touch your prosthetic hand and since this is purely for science, I'll need to sit in your lap. 
*Sharon hands Dougal a taser*
Dougal: *blinks in surprise at the girl in his lap and the taser in his hand* I doona want to hurt you, lass.  *He sets the taser down, then gently sets Katie on her feet*  I doona know why, but my new hand is behaving a wee bit strangely.   *He winces*  Ye willna tell Angus that, will ye? He may no’ let me keep my new job if he thinks I canna control my hand.
Katie: Oh no, your secret is safe with us. 

Sharon: What do you think about your author? She seems like a really nice lady. Got something you want to say to her?
Dougal: Och, ye mean Kerrelyn.  She frightens me a wee bit. She knows all my secrets, and she’s bound and determined to write it all doon.  She keeps telling me no’ to fash, that she can make all my dreams come true. I doona know how, since all my hope died long ago.
Katie: Poor, dear, sweet man. Let me hold you close and never let go. 
*Sharon tases Katie… just a little bit*

[The very non-frighting Kerrelyn looking sexy!]

Katie: I've a bone to pick with you. Why a dragon tattoo? I thought we talked about my name across your chest?
Dougal: *gives Katie a sad look* Och, lass. I appreciate yer concern, but I lost my heart many years ago.  As for the dragon... *He places his left hand over his chest as his eyes glaze over with a faraway look* It was her idea to use a symbol of power to cover up my mark of shame.  *He blinks and sits up*  I doona like to talk aboot it.

Katie: Can you play us a little melody on your bagpipes? I'm just going to lay across you while we listen. 
Dougal: *smiles*  The bagpipes are verra loud, ye ken. I prefer the Uillean pipes, but they rest in my lap while I’m sitting.  I canna hold ye both. *His smile fades away*  And I canna play verra well with this new hand. I can only manage a slow melody, the kind that tears at yer heart. So I’m afraid the rest of my life will be filled with nothing but sad music.  Och, wait a minute. *The strains of Auld Lang Syne fill the room and he reaches into his sporran for his cell phone*  Aye. Aye. Verra well. *He hangs up*  That was Kerrelyn, and she told me to stop being so bloody morose. She’s going to give me a happy ending if it kills her.
Sharon: Geez! I hope so cause your story is just so… so… *sniff* it’s just my allergies…

Sharon: It's time for some Rapid Fire questions. Hang on to your kilts! 

Dougal: *his prosthetic hand clutches his kilt*
*Sharon throws a moonpie at Katie when she tries to peek under his kilt*

Katie: Blondes or brunettes? 
Dougal: *gets that faraway look again* She had long black hair.
Katie: I distinctly just heard him say blonde. NEXT question! 

Sharon: Short gals or tall? 
Dougal: She was tall for her time, but I doona think she would be now.
Katie: Short, he said short. 

Katie: Feisty or subdued? 
Dougal: *smiles* She was raised to be subdued, but she surprised everyone.

Sharon: Star Trek or Star Wars? 
Dougal: *blinks* Och, I’ll have to go with Star Trek because of Scottie.

Katie: Choc body paint or message oil? 
Dougal: *sniffs* Is that why ye smell like chocolate, lass?
Katie: Hehe. Just a little something, for later. 

Sharon: Mint or gum?
Dougal: I have never tried gum, but I do like Vampos. That’s the after-dinner mint for vampires to get rid of blood breath. 

Katie: Hair up or hair down?
Dougal: Doon.

Sharon: Bleer or Bubbly Blood? 
Dougal: Bleer, though I like Blissky even better.

Katie: Fight a zombie or fight a dragon? 
Dougal: A dragon. A Chinese dragon like the one on my tattoo. I’d want to tame him, so I could ride him through the air. There’s no’ much ye can do with a zombie other than kill the puir bugger.

Sharon: Ride an elephant or Ride a bull?
Dougal: An elephant. There’s room for two.
Katie: Someone bring us an elephant! 
Sharon: NO! don’t bring us an elephant! Do you know how much they… um… just NO!

Katie: Dougal, you continue to rock my vampire world. Thank you for 
coming over to chat. You'll be taking me home as a door prize! 
Dougal: *winces and teleports away*
Katie: Not to worry. I know where he lives. 
*Sharon tases Katie, again* 
Sharon: Sorry, Katie, but we can’t afford another lawsuit.



The Vampire with the Dragon Tattoo releases August 27th. For more information, visit www.kerrelynsparks.com.

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Sunday, March 24, 2013

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About the Author:
Kerrelyn Sparks’ first paranormal romance, How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire, zoomed out of the bat cave so fast it became Borders bestselling debut romance of 2005. Each book in the Love at Stake series has become a USAToday bestseller. When the fourth book, The Undead Next Door, landed on the New York Times bestseller list, even the Undead sat up and took notice, which made Kerrelyn a bit nervous. She lives in the Greater Houston area with her husband, children, and a house full of garlic. So far, there are no vampires in her family. Werewolves are another matter entirely.

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