Comic Review: The Delinquents issue #3 (of 4)

THE DELINQUENTS #3 (of 4)
Written by JAMES ASMUS, FRED VAN LENTE
Art by KANO
Cover by PAOLO RIVERA
$3.99 | T+ | 32 pgs.

Released: Oct 22nd

Valiant Comics
GET DELINQUENT!

As the road trip from hell enters its penultimate pit stop, our curious cuatro must make a choice that will FOREVER CHANGE THE WORLD…or at least change the course of HOBO HISTORY as we know it! With only a mysterious ass-map (yes, we said ass-map!) to guide them, Archer and Armstrong and Quantum and Woody are about out to discover the HOLE of America…uncover the secrets of their mysterious benefactor…and take down corporate America while they’re at it! It’s independent comics, we can do whatever we want, baby!

When we last saw our guys they had stumbled into Old MacDonald's Farm, but this one has a monkey with a machine gun. They are still trying to decipher the ass-map, and the bad guys, who want it, are making bio-engineered walking beef, also known as homicidal plantimals.  We even get treated to a musical montage of the guy's hobo life as they collect ass-map clues to find Big Rock Candy Mountain where the treasure is! We still don't know what the treasure is, but with only one more issue to go we will be finding out soon.

I know I sound like a broken record when it comes to this comic, but it is so much fun, everything from the images to the dialogue will make you snort (beverage of your choice) out your nose.

 5 "thong wearing" Sheep

SharonS

Comic Review: The Delinquents issue #2 (of 4)

THE DELINQUENTS #2 (of 4)
Written by JAMES ASMUS & FRED VAN LENTE
Art by KANO
Cover by PAOLO RIVERA
Board Game Cover by JUAN DOE
Variant Cover by SHAWN CRYSTAL
$3.99 | 32 pages | T+ 

Release: 9/17/14 

Valiant Comics

Well…that escalated quickly.

Quantum and Woody and Archer & Armstrong are riding the rails looking for the lost treasure of the Hobo King. Each armed with one half of a mysterious map, these two tandems have unwittingly been pitted against each other in a four-way free-for-all…but can either team get along long enough to achieve their mission? The world’s worst crossover joyride is about to enter uncharted territory!

Me with each new issue of The Delinquents

I heart Quantum & Woody comics. They are my kind of snarky "OMG did he just say that?" characters. The Delinquents is a four issue cross over with Valiant's other hit Archer & Armstrong, which I hadn't read before, but plan to from now on!

In issue #2 the two duos finally meet in their search for the ass map that will lead to the legendary hobo treasure. After some misunderstandings, drinking, an epic superhero/immortal/naive ninja assassin fight, and one flying goat, the guys decide to team up to to decode the ass map. There is no way to really describe the WTF-ery that goes on so I have included some pages. Unfortunately I don't have one with the goat wearing the Spell'n'Say he uses to communicate.

Review: THE DELINQUENTS #1 (of 4) (VALIANT FIRST)

5 "fibbing" Sheep 

SharonStogner