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Monday, April 15, 2019

YA urban fantasy author Alexis N. Sage shares 5 WTF facts. + excerpt

YA urban fantasy author Alexis N. Sage shares 5 WTF facts.

1. I went to a photography school and had some questionable modeling experiences (as well as even more questionable haircut choices). The photo here is from a friend’s school project that revolved around his dreams and nightmares. Note the homemade mohawk/beehive hairdo. Bonus! Someone actually painted me blue. And I let them.


2. My mouth is big enough to fit my entire fist in. Useful for pizza nights.

3. When I was a kid, I thought I made my cat pregnant because she slept in my bed with me (the birds and the bees talk was clearly not a strong suit in my house). After a week of worrying that the kittens would come out looking like me I got over it for some other childish frill. If anyone is wondering, they came out looking like the cat next door.

4. I am obsessed with terrible, B-rated horror films. The cheesier the better! The most recent one I saw was Octopus which was quickly followed by Octopus 2.


5. I wrote my first Haiku at the age of four. It was about a cow and was never published. Ha!

AetherBorn (The Enuma Legacies Book One)
by Alexis N. Sage 
April 1st, 2019 
Genre: Young Adult/ Urban Fantasy
ISBN: 9781999019822
ASIN: B07NY3HFHF
Number of pages: 258
Word Count: 50,640
What if you could stop a war you never knew existed?

There is a world of deities living among us. What would you do if you were the only one who could see them?

Ruby Black, a photography student at Westerlake University, seems to have the typical life of an awkward college kid. She has average grades, does not make friends easily, and is secretly in love with her best friend. Ruby is content with her place in the world. In fact, she quite likes it. That is until a simple incident on a packed, rush-hour subway train shatters her entire reality.

Reluctantly, Ruby finds herself in the middle of a war that has been brewing for centuries. A battle between powerful beings that have been living in secret under Ruby’s nose this entire time.

Will Ruby go back to her familiar life or will she choose the brooding stranger who opens her eyes to a world far more mysterious than she'd ever imagined? A world where her own powers are far greater than she could have known to be true...


Excerpt
Literally the Worst Train Ride Ever

Ruby could feel sweat starting to drip at the base of her back, forming a miniature pool and staining her vintage leather jacket right through her tank. The train had been stuck between stations for twenty minutes and there was no sign that it would start moving any time soon. Ruby was beginning to regret her decision of not snagging the last empty seat when she got on. This is literally the worst train ride ever, she grimaced as she rearranged her camera bag. She cast an eye for another people-free pocket on the train without any luck. Looks like it’s standing room only for the rest of the ride.

Being just a smidge over five feet tall, Ruby could usually sneak by crowds of people without any issues, and on any other day this claustrophobic train would not affect her at all. Today, however, the weight of two cameras in her bag was starting to take a toll, and she could not wait to get a glimpse of the sun again. Her dark, brown hair was starting to get soaking wet from the heat and she was using the side of her arm to side-swipe it out of her eyes.

I think I live here now. Might as well get comfortable. She shifted her weight from left to right and almost knocked over the young girl next to her with the tripod. She had originally strapped it to her back in hopes of taking up less space, but it had since slid down her back and was now protruding from her waist like the end of a bulky musket. Twenty-five minutes and counting.

She lowered her bag to the ground and tried to reach for her camera without causing any harm to anyone in her immediate orbit but the intention failed immediately. As soon as she bent over, the tripod slid up her back, over her head and made a very direct landing on the lap of the older man sitting across from her.
“I am so sorry!” Ruby perked up, and tried to get the three-legged monster off his newspaper, “The stupid thing will not stay put!” Ruby’s usually somewhat pale cheeks were flushed with embarrassment. Her only thought now was a quick getaway.

“It’s no problem, dear.” The man she almost impaled folded his paper and handed her the tripod, “Do you want to take a seat? It might be a while longer, I’m afraid.”

Do I ever! She thought; and honestly, if he had asked her a few minutes later she would have accepted. Luckily for him, she was not yet so tired as to forget her manners entirely.

“Oh, it’s ok. I’m sure it will get moving soon. I should probably take advantage of this anyhow.” Ruby aimed her lens at the man and took a photo. Her airy giggle made him smile, it’s not often a pretty young girl takes your photo.

Ruby clutched her camera lens and started surveying the train. Her eyes darted through the crowd with sniper-like determination. If she was going to be stuck here, she was definitely going to make the best of it!

So far, Ruby’s photography had been, as her professors would call it, an introvert’s daydream. She kept to herself when working, and mainly photographed objects that could not talk back. Her most recent series of rotting fruit had even won her a trip to France, which would have been quite exceptional if she had not been expected to spend ten days with a group of strangers. Unlike her parents, Ruby had not inherited the social butterfly gene and had always preferred the company of books, movies, and photos to actual beating hearts. No one was surprised when she was accepted to the photography program at Westerlake University. If there was a career that would allow Ruby to watch life and not actually live it, she’d be all in.

Her first two years at Westerlake were great. Her professors unintentionally labeled her a “young Man Ray” and she was left to her own devices for the majority of assignments. But this year was different. She had begun to be complacent in her work, and her lack of passion and enthusiasm was starting to get noticed. After their last lecture before Thanksgiving break, her favorite professor asked to meet her in his office.

“Come on in, Ruby.” His tone was different than usual. There was no intrigue, no playfulness. Just a straightforward stare and a beckoning to unchartered scoldings. His pale blue eyes narrowed, and when he took off his reading glasses, she knew she was in trouble. Professor Tremblay saved that maneuver for his troublemakers.

“How are you, Mr. Tremblay?” She brushed loose pieces of hair out of her eyes. The trouble with having mouse-thin hair was in keeping it from looking like an oil-slick all day. Ruby had gotten used to having bangs in her eyes, but something about this moment seemed serious. She tried to look as carefree as possible, but her nerves were coming through every word, “is everything all right?”

Tremblay was leaning forward on his desk and staring directly at her. Despite being quite small in build, his old age gave him a sense of superiority, which was likely why Ruby valued his opinion of her work above all others. You can’t mess up when one of the country’s best is teaching you. “Everything is fine, Ruby. I just wanted to have a quick chat to see what your plans are for your thesis. It seems like it’s shaping up to be quite interesting.”

“It’s going good. I’m still trying to figure out the exact direction I want to take with it...” she lied. She had no direction. She actually hadn’t even thought about it yet.

“May I offer some advice?” He crossed his arms and continued rapidly without letting her answer, “It might be time to try something different. You seem fairly comfortable with your subject matter. I understand that it is easy to get sucked into doing what you’re good at over and over again. But this is a school. This is your one chance to try everything and see what sticks, without repercussions or consequences.”

“Ok...” she had no idea where this was headed.

“I have a little assignment for you for over the holidays. Photograph people. Photograph as many people as you can and forget about the fruit and antiques and abandoned buildings. Can you do that for me?”

Where was this coming from? Ruby had never photographed people. He knew she wasn’t comfortable talking to strangers. Why would he ask this of her?

“You look puzzled.”

“I am, Mr.Tremblay. I just...” she chose her next words carefully, “I’ve never been keen on portraiture, sir.”

“I know. That’s precisely why I’m asking you to do this.” Tremblay leaned back in his chair, his slightly more relaxed posture made Ruby breathe in deeply and lower her shoulders. He’s just trying to help, she thought.

“Are you worried my thesis will not be good enough?” Her hazel eyes started to take on a deeper shade as they filled with water. She might not have had any idea of what her thesis was but that did not mean she couldn’t get defensive over it.

“Not at all! I’m sure it will be as wonderful as the rest of your work! I just don’t want you to graduate without having learned it all. Do you think you can try that?”

How could she not try it? When your favorite professor asks you to do something for your own development, you don’t say no. Yet, here she was now, forcing herself to interrupt the train ride of the strangers around her, sweating buckets and regretting agreeing to this little project in the first place.

Just a few shots and you can put your camera away.

She ran her lens across the crowd. Focusing on each passenger’s face and trying to figure out why they were there. Where they were going? Were they in a hurry? Were they as uncomfortable as she was?

As she scoped the tin tube, her view landed at the back of the train on two men slightly older than she was. Are they fighting? She twisted her lens to sharpen the focus as one of the men leaned in closer to the other. He seemed to be whispering something, something that felt forceful and predatory. His scowling jaw locked tight and his eyes gleamed with pure hatred. He grabbed the man next to him by the shoulders. To anyone else watching it would have looked like a friendly pat on the back but Ruby saw better. She could see the fear in his victim’s face. Something was wrong here.

She tried to move closer to the two, but she was trapped in place by the crowd. She put up her lens and zoomed in. The attacker reached into his pocket. What was he getting? Ruby couldn’t see, there were too many people around. She aimed her camera at his hand as it moved out of his pocket and back towards his train neighbor. Something small. A ring maybe? Whatever it was, he quickly buried it in his palm and placed his hand on his neighbor’s chest. She could see terror forming on the victim’s face. His entire body convulsing with fear.

“Hey!” She screamed as loudly as she could. The entire car now shifted their gaze to the awkward, sweaty girl with the camera. “Stop it!”

She lifted the camera to her face again, what was he doing? Something flashed in the viewfinder. She zoomed in closer. What is that? There seemed to be marks on the attacker’s arms. Some sort of triangles and lines. Glowing blue like a propane fire. What the hell is that?

The train shook a bit as the engines started up again. Some of the lights that were lighting the advertisements across the top of the car flashed briefly and stopped as the train began moving out of the tunnel. Ruby heard a woman’s scream coming from the back of the car. She focused her lens at the crowd standing in a circle. Her gaze shifted down at the train floor. The man she saw being attacked was lying lifeless, face down on the ground. She moved her camera around the train trying to find the attacker. Nothing. How could he get off the train? Ruby lowered her camera to her side. She looked at the old man in the seat across from her who seemed more interested in the crossword in front of him.

What just happened here? What did she just see?

The train slowly inched towards a stop at the next station. The doors stood steady for a brief moment then opened to let air into the train. People rushed out, pushing each other aside. The crowd carried Ruby out of the train like a wave of water, a tsunami really. She stood on the platform and watched as two officers made their way into the car, with the doors shutting tight behind them.

“Attention passengers. This platform is currently closed due to an emergency situation. Emergency responders are on their way. We apologize for any inconvenience.” 

About the Author: 
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Alexis N. Sage has spent most of her life waiting to meet a witch, vampire, or at least get haunted by a ghost. In between failed seances and many questionable outfit choices, Alexis has developed a keen eye for the extra-ordinary.


Since chasing the supernatural does not pay the bills, Alexis has dabbled in creative entrepreneurship, marketing and retail management. She spends her free time reading thrillers and binge-watching television shows in her pajamas. 

Currently, Alexis resides in Toronto, Canada with her husband who is not a creature of the night.

She is a Scorpio and a massive advocate of leggings for pants.

Friday, January 25, 2019

The Top 5 WEIRD, CRAZY, and FUN facts about UF author Courtney Shepard + giveaway

The Top 5 WEIRD, CRAZY, and FUN facts about Courtney Shepard

1. I went to a boarding school from Grade 10 until Grade 12. Too much to tell.

2. At age 19 to combat my soft, sheltered, princess-y ways, I took an outdoor survival course.

In a ‘scared straight’ type scenario with some court-appointed troublemakers, I spent four weeks in the wild mountains of British Columbia. The final test was to ‘survive’ for three days and nights alone in the wilderness. The results? An unhealthy and debilitating fear of bears who haunt my nightmares.

3. I used to compete in water skiing, both jump and slalom.

Jumping was the crazy part though. The first time I tried it, I was terrified. I strapped two large skis to my feet, grabbed a rope, and let the boat tow me around the lake. My heart pounded as we turned toward the jump, a giant ramp rising from the water, looming up in front of me like a brick wall. I pulled across the wake to take the jump at the right angle, but as I hit the jump I bailed. I wasn’t prepared for the transition, and instead of letting go of the rope I was pulled over the edge of the ramp on my face.

Broken ribs aside, the next time was better and the next even better. Before long I was cutting across the wake at the perfect angle and speed, leaning forward, launching off the edge of the ramp, and soaring into the sky. It truly felt like flying.

But yeah, that first jump was crazy.

4. When I was in Grade 6, my two best friends and I hatched an elaborate scheme to spend the night in a public park. We took sleeping bags and a kitchen knife for protection. We stayed up all night and didn’t shut our eyes until the sun came up. Not very smart, but oh so exciting and rebellious at the time.

5. On an amazing trip to Thailand, my friend and I went on an elephant tour. Our elephant’s name was Rambo, and he was perfection. During our ride in the jungle, we took a little break at a shallow, murky pond. Rambo, our elephant, thought it would be hilarious to take water in his trunk and spray us with it. Unfortunately, because Rambo was such a funny guy I had my mouth open in a guffaw of laughter when the stagnant, jungle pond water hit.

To this day I don’t know what was in that water, but it was something my weak Canadian immune system was not prepared for. Life lesson: If an elephant sprays you in the face, keep your mouth closed.

Unbalanced (Unbalanced Series Book 1) by Courtney Shepard
June 1st, 2015
Genre: Urban fantasy, light romance
Publisher: Champagne Books
ISBN: 9781771551502
ASIN: B00Y6A2RVU
Number of pages: 224
Word Count: 75,000
Cover Artist: Trisha FitzGerald
Four sister, one destiny.

Every generation four sisters with power over earth, air, fire, and water are born to fight against a fanatical, secret faith. The Order exists only to sacrifice the sisters for their power. With each success their strength and control grows. They have never failed, for their rule depends on it.

The sisters, separated at birth, are unaware of what hunts them...but they are coming.

A handsome stranger discovers Asha in hiding, and swears allegiance to her cause. She falls for him; though he is not who he says he is. Betrayed and imprisoned inside the Order, Asha is without her power for the first time in her life.

As the war heats up haunting secrets and true motivations are revealed, but the sisters must unite and override their instincts and trust the untrustworthy if they are to fight their terrifying destiny.

Excerpt:
With a crack and rumble, the ground surrounding the cabin broke apart and water burst from the earth. It sprayed as strong as any fire hose up and over the cabin. The pounding force was like a waterfall in reverse, and the flames sputtered and died.

She had never seen anything like it, an enormous water fountain extinguishing fire burning that hot. The cabin door, charred and still smoking, flew off its hinges and onto the flooded grass.

Three figures ran out into the early morning glare. Asha took off her helmet and slouchy hood, but her eyes weren’t playing tricks. She could see them clearly, even across the distance, and her stomach dropped. They stopped short, facing an army with guns raised. No.

“Fire!”

“Stop!” Her scream was too late; the soldiers fired. She didn’t have time to act; they were sitting ducks. She prepared for their thrashing bodies, but like a swarm of hovering locusts, the bullets stopped in mid-air and dropped.

What? She couldn’t get her mind around the scene unfolding before her. She’d lost control of her body. Her muscles wouldn’t move.

“Hold your fire,” Clay shouted, but the soldiers continued shooting.

His brothers were the only ones not attacking. They had to be as shocked by the falling bullets as she was. She couldn’t blame them. She was as still and as useless as a rock, unable to move or act, only watch in growing disbelief. Three young women stood against an army.

“Asha,” yelled one of the girls, her eyes were even brighter green than Clay’s. “We’re your sisters. We’ve been looking for you.”


Sisters?


About the Author:
Courtney Shepard is a freelance writer living on Salt Spring Island, British Columbia. After initially studying for a career in journalism, she switched to fiction writing.

Unbalanced is the first book in the Unbalanced Series published by Champagne Books.

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Thursday, January 7, 2016

Hello My Name Is... Giveaway Hop!


We’re ringing in the New Year with lots of giveaways! And by sharing some fun and wacky facts about ourselves. There’s a new giveaway at each stop so be sure to visit them all!

The I Smell Sheep staff is sharing one disturbing interesting fact about themselves! What kind of people have you been getting book advice from...



Katie Dalton (founder)

I used to be obsessed with any and all things new kids on the block. I had the dolls, shirts, socks, tapes, lunch box, and i bought every teen bop mag they were on. I can still to this day sing all their songs. Lol 

Pamela Kinney (reviewer)
I'm a Ghost Wrangler.
(really...she does paranormal investigations and writes books about them!)
http://pamelakkinney.com/

Adria (reviewer)
Okay this totally makes me feel...Sheepish but when I'm alone in the house I talk to myself with a British, Russian or German accents. It's bad enough I talk to myself but I answer in accents. Don't judge me, I have a hidden weird streak.

Selah Janel (reviewer)
So I watch rom-coms the way other people watch horror movies. I don't know why but I get super embarrassed for/invested in the lead characters so if there are emotional/potentially embarrassing mixup (and there always are) I cannot watch it. I'll have to look away, I'll put a blanket over my head and be all 'YOU IDIOT NOOOO' or have to leave the room and have someone else tell me what's going on and when it's safe to come back in. Obviously I don't do these types of movies in the theatres because that wouldn't be an event for everyone who had to watch me suffer at all.

Sharon Stogner (co-founder)
I started playing Foosball at 15 and played for 13 years. I was a kick ass offensive player. It is how I met my husband. We competed in tournaments and played every weekend until our first baby... my best shot was a pull-reverse cut.

Denise Belt (reviewer)
I love football. My favorite team is the NY Giants. My daughter and I yell at the TV and follow football closer than the men in our house.

JeanieG (reviewer)
I have always been a parapsychology and paranormal geek. Combine that with the absolute distaste for studying and you have my method for getting through high school and college. I would go to bed a little earlier than normal, read once through any notes or chapters then immediately fall asleep. I was convinced that my brain would continue to absorb the necessary information! Kind of like "dream walking" only "dream studying!" No one can convince me otherwise. And PS, I did make it through all my classes just fine, even nursing exams, insurance exams and securities exams. Now if I can just learn to use that mind control on others!

Bianca Greenwood (reviewer)

Okay ... this is F'd, but I like to bite on the plastic pieces that holds price tags to clothing. And I shop ... a lot, so I have a virtual endless supply.



Gef Fox (reviewer)
Love snakes. Hate spiders. Generally ambivalent towards snails.
Or ... Despite being from Canada, I never learned to skate.

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