What to get your Supernatural Lover for Christmas

Katie and I were talking about all our favorite sexy supernatural lovers (I know, right? who would have thought <G>) any way...we came up with some gift ideas to help you guys out.

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Vampire Lover:

Band Aids – always good to have some on hand for those quickies when he might not have time to properly lick the bite closed.

Twilight book set – come on, the expression on his face would be priceless!

Ipod – for those times he wakes up early, but can’t leave the coffin yet. Load it up with some mood music so he comes out ready for loving!

Baby wipes/travel stain remover – for cleaning up when things get messy ;)

Mouth wash – while he might like the taste of blood, you don’t!

Cross necklace - cause anyone who buys into that is asking to get bitten

Teeth Whitening Strips – cause bloodstained teeth are so 90's

String of Garlic – for a laugh and will come in handy if you are making pizza

Sun block (100SPF) – well, duh!

Cape – Sexy and he can use it to hide both of you during some of those quickies;)

Sharpening Stone – no one likes dull fangs.

Shifter Lover:

Brush – matted hair = NOT winning

Shampoo/conditioner – to keep his mane smooth and silky, maybe with frizz control

Shock Collar – have you seen them when they shift?!

I Was A Teenage Werewolf movie – for a good laugh and everyone loves Michael J Fox!

Nail file – can you say “ouch!”

pedi/mani gift certificate – most shifters are very self conscience of their claws.

Teeth Whitening strips – so they can gleam in the moonlight (swoon)

Band aids – not needed as often if he uses the nail file!

A Headband – keeps the hair out of his eyes while working out.

Flea Medication – a pretreatment every month will save him from any embarrassing moments.

Floppy Frisbee – for playing catch

Nose Hair Trimmers – nose hair...NOT sexy

Zombie lover:

I know what you are thinking, Why? Different strokes for different folks, guys. Even zombies need lovi'n...

Duct tape – a quick fix for those embarrassing moments when something falls off.

Sewing kit/suture kit – for permanent fixes

Breath mints – well, duh!

Refrigerator – he can sleep in it and slow down the rot.

Ground meat – for a snack on the go!

Air Freshener -for when you have to go out in public

Zombieland movie – for a good laugh

Hoveround – if your zombie is a shambler, this will let him keep up with you.

Got any other ideas to share with us?