We promise to...
Tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
(unless it will get us in trouble, then we are so going to lie!)
Not trip you if zombies are chasing us
(we will trip the followers of those 'other' sites)
Never do drugs
(unless we brought enough for everyone)
Bring sexy back in the form of vampires, shifters, fae, werewolves, superheroes and robots
Smell
(and not blame you! we have a dragon for that)
Have an open door policy for the dungeon
(Jake the dragon will cull the herd if you cause trouble)
Have and to hold you from this day forward
(unless you become a zombie, then we will have to kill you. Again. No offense.)
Poke it with a stick before picking it up
Wash our hands between every post
Give sh** away
(bribery is so underrated)
Help you hide the bodies
(we have a dungeon, remember?)
Not drink straight from the milk jug
(unless no one is looking)
Feed the ducks, cause they got to eat too!
Make you laugh!
(if you don't think we are funny, don't worry. It isn't us. It's you.)
GIVEAWAY
(a.k.a. the bribe)
(a.k.a. the bribe)
1. Winners choice from the Sheep Swag Store + Swag pack!
Also have mouse pads and mug with the sheep logo.
2. Alpha Diner pen + swag pack
3. 4 swag packs
LOL That was too much fun.
ReplyDeletethanks! thought this shit up about 4 a.m. a while back
DeleteEpically outstanding. Hey I'm part of the heard. No messing with folks who follow my site!! I need to like post something to that extent...hmmm
ReplyDeletewe got your back girlfriend!
DeleteI promise to always keep the pink patent leather gimp away from the bedazzler and dragon, oh and the lighters..
DeleteWhere do i sign?? I so enjoy our mission statement. No dungeon mention though.. We do have an outstanding dungeon
ReplyDeleteyou are right Sienny!!! I will add something right now!
Deletethat is great. Thanks so much for having my back.
ReplyDeletedebby236 at gmail dot com
you got it! thanks for stopping by :)
DeleteYou are funny! I always poke things before picking them up.
ReplyDeletecmucha319@yahoo.com
Funny... professionally certifiable... 6 of one, half a dozen of another ;)
DeleteBecause I am a slow sheep, I forgot this was going up today and didn't have the raffle copter ready. It is there now so if you have already commented please fill it out, if you don't I will add you manually!
ReplyDeleteHa, that's awesome. Thank god about the zombies.
ReplyDeleteI promise not to smell. (I have someone who does that for me.)
ReplyDeleteThis is totally choice! Should be framed! (BTW, my pugs smell on my behalf -- at least my husband claims it's THEM.)
ReplyDeleteAs a sheep-worshipping duck who often needs to hide bodies, I value this site more than any other and vow to support you down to my very last fang and feather. You may also borrow my Smelly Cat if your dragon needs a break.
ReplyDeleteIf there are zombies, do you have enough flamethrowers for everyone? If not, you can borrow mine.
Heather
hafowler at gmail dot com
That is too funny. I promise to wash my hands between each post. I don't want to be the cause of a pandemic ;).
ReplyDeletevsloboda(at)gmail(dot)com
LOL Awesome! I promise to follow this mission... my book club girls support each other in our book addictions and we share the good books along with the bad ;)
ReplyDeleteJosette
evanlea at gmail dot com
I promise to always worship and smeel the sheep <3
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway <333
funny
ReplyDeletewill drink the kool-aid
I promise to not leave you behind even if you've turned into a zombie.
ReplyDeleteI love you guy
ReplyDeleteoops
I love EWE guys BAAAAADLY
I promise to always laugh out loud at the funny-- even if people give me strange looks.
ReplyDelete"I solemnly swear I am up to no good . . ." unless of course I am called upon to raid the dungeon, in which case I think I could do a bang-up job (waves at Jake). Of course I will continue my quest for more cake in this world - we all know the world needs more cake, especially when in the form of some gooey-gooey fresh moon pies. I can also be counted upon to happy dance whenever winning a prize (yes bribes are definitely a must) and to fan-girl out when . . . comes to visit and lets us know if they prefer Pepsi or Coke, as well as keep handy a fresh supply of duct tape ;)
ReplyDeleteDude...i pomise to visit the blog EVERYDAY (its one of the best anyway) and eat mponpies as much as is possible until i puke from the chocolatey, marshmallowy goodness. They shall not go the way of te Twinkie!!!! I really want one of those t-shirts!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou guys rock...your one of my faves!!!
Being a animal trainer. I promise to try not to lead but only follow the herd of sheep. That is the coolest thing I think I have seen so far. I also promise not to faint like those Fainting Goats do.
ReplyDeleteStrawberryrose@earthlink.net
will you also help pick me up off the floor when I'm done giggling after reading this post ;)
ReplyDeleteI promise to follow the sheep and to pimp them often :)
ReplyDeleteI promise to link to the sheep often because they are awesome!
ReplyDeleteI promise to faithfully read your blogposts, and comment as often as I can. I promise to share the joy and fun of this blog with as many friends as I can make read it.
ReplyDeleteI promise to continue being a baaaa...d Welsh lady :D
ReplyDeleteI promise to do my best to keep Jake the Dragon from eating fellow sheeples regardless of how yummy we look.. and will let most anyone into the dungeon.. in.. but not necessarily OUT... MUWAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI promise to drink lots of red punch koolaid, not wash my face so folks tell me bout the koolaid lips and then I will tell them about I Smell Sheep!! Great word of mouth advertising:)
ReplyDeleteI promise to always drink Kool-Aid, eat moonpies and share the wonders of I Smell Sheep! I also promise to post as much as possible to keep up with all the fun!!
ReplyDelete(oh and share the sheep swag I get..at least with my mom!! ;) ;) )
Ashley A
forgot my stupid email! lol ash_app(at)hotmail(dot)come
DeleteI promise to tell all my friends about smelly sheep ;-)
ReplyDeleteI promise to tell all my friends about smelly sheep ;-)
ReplyDeletebaaaahaahaa! thank goodness for Jake!
ReplyDeleteI promise to bow down at the alter of your awesomeness...too much?
ReplyDeletenever!
DeleteI promise to never, ever, ever tell where the bodies are hidden. Ever.
ReplyDeletethe six winners have been picked by RaffleDude! I will be sending you emails very soon :) congrats and thanks to everyone for all your promises. We are going to hold you to them! :)
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