When Lambs attack: Erotic PNR author Jocelyn Dex - giveaway

Sometimes you never know what traumatic experiences people have suffered at the hooves of farm animals. Lucky for erotica PNR author Jocelyn Dex she wasn't emotionally scarred by her run in with an evil lamb. YES, they do exist! Read on if you dare... and when you are done check out her super smexy story about an incubus.

When I Smell Sheep agreed to have me guest post on their blog, I was totally excited and then I panicked. I scanned my brain for what to blog about and ultimately their logo inspired me.

I lived on a farm, when I was four, and guess what kind of animals we had on that farm. If you guessed sheep, you got it!

Being a huge animal lover, I loved bottle feeding the little lambs. It was totally awesome. But, there was one lamb that always had his grouchy-pants on. He hated everyone. He was the monster in my four-year-old nightmares.

As soon as you’d step through the gate, that little punk would run straight for you and violently ram his head into your legs while making deranged sheep noises. It was scary for a four-year-old and I’d run from him and scream the whole time.

One day, he chased me to the far end of the fence line and I made it to the other side before he could get me. He stood there, giving me the evil eye. Feeling cocky, with a barrier between us, I kicked at the fence. Big mistake!

My foot got stuck in the fence and I fell backward and the lamb had the last laugh. He head-butted my foot over and over and over until my mom heard my hysterical cries and came to free me. I swear I saw his eyes flash red; his fangs extend and heard him laugh cruelly at me.

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We only lived on that farm for a year. I often wonder what happened to that lamb. Even though he terrified me, I like to think he grew up, felt remorse for being such a meanie to me, found a sexy sheep girlfriend, made deranged sheep babies and lived happily ever after. 

When Kean wakes up naked, collared and locked in a cell, he knows thinking with his dick has finally gotten him into trouble. Part Incubus, Kean enjoys scorching sexual liaisons, a habit that has found him trapped, forced to help a Sempire rescue her daughter from certain death. 

Unwilling to aid in anyone’s imprisonment, Araya initially refuses her mother’s “gift”, but the passion simmering between her and Kean is undeniable. As they explore their shared lust, both Araya and Kean enact schemes to save each other. Their best laid plans may awaken emotions that will bind them forever. 

About the Author:
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Jocelyn was born in Iowa and currently resides in Texas. Her debut short novel, Araya’s Addiction, is an erotic paranormal romance. In case you’re wondering, her horrifying experience with the demonic lamb didn’t lessen her love for animals. 

She shares her home with her very own 6'4" alpha male and varying numbers of spoiled cats and dogs. Teaching one of her dogs to file his own nails is one of her all-time favorite accomplishments. 

Jocelyn loves to paint, loves to read, and loves to write sizzling erotic romance about yummy demons that would make your momma blush. 

GIVEAWAY

Have you ever had a scary encounter with a sheep or any other animal?

Post your answer in the comments to be entered to win a prize pack: A Demons do it Better Koozie, An Araya’s Addiction Trading Card, and a Surprise $10 Gift Card. (U.S. Only for the prize pack BUT if an International person wins, they get the Surprise $10 Gift Card.)

Thanks for having me here today, sheepy-peeps! 

You herd (heehee) the lady! comment about your scary animal experience and win the prize pack. Follower of the flock get double entries!