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Monday, December 31, 2012

Top 10 Reasons you need Sheep in your lives ~giveaway


This time of the year everyone is posting their top 10 favorite books of 2012. So we thought we better jump on this wagon, but we fell off...or maybe we were pushed. So instead, I give you:

Top 10 reasons you need Sheep in your lives!

1. Flowers
Everyone knows that March comes in like a lion, but it has to go out like a lamb or else you won't get those April Showers which bring? That's right! May flowers. So no baby sheep, no flowers.



2. Sleep
If it wasn't for sheep, you would have nothing to count! You know what happens when people don't get enough sleep? Bad things! No sheep. No Sleep. Break down of society.




3. Happy children

Everyone knows that a little lamb made the children laugh and sing, even if it was against the rules. No baby sheep. No children laughter. Now wouldn't that be sad?


4. Wool

Photo by Ken Hammond
If there were no sheep there would be no wool! People all over the world would freeze to death. Once again we are thrown into an apocalypse. No sheep, no wool, no warmth, everyone freezes to death!



5. Baby booties
No sheep, no yarn and all those old ladies who knit would be out causing trouble instead of at home making baby booties. You know what that means?! Babies will have cold tootsies because grandma was out partying instead of knitting! No sheep, no yarn, cold baby toes.


6. Sleeping Beauty

If there was no Sheep and therefore no yarn, there would be no reason for spinning wheels. The story of Sleeping Beauty would be completely different. There would be no spinning wheel for her to prick her finger on! No sheep, no Sleeping Beauty.


7. Sheep Puns
If we don't have Sheep puns, people can't say "Get the Flock out of here" or "Shut the Flock up!" The world would sink into a vulgar mess. Everyone would have to use the "F" word instead. No Sheep, no puns, world depravity.


Davidp Tagged Wolf Sheep
8. Keeping wolves off the sex offender registry
If there were no sheep, what would the wolves wear? They would be running around naked and cold. No sheep, no clothing for wolves = Naked wolf running through the forest and exposing his self to Little Red Riding Hood! 


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9. Keep children off drugs

If there was no sheep there would be no wool for the little boy who lived down the lane. And he would be forced to sell drugs to make money. 





10. This website
If there are no sheep, then what the hell are we smelling around here?! I don't even want to think about it... 
Baaart is so happy (those are tears of joy) you are part of the flock.
So go forth into the New Year and embrace your inner Sheep. Invite others to join the flock... make them drink the Kool-Aid! and if they don't... 

***GIVEAWAY***
One follower will win some sheep swag including a bookmark made from sheep poop!
one of a kind sheep desk calendar
Werewolf hair
moonpie
blood necklace
swag
I Smell Sheep tattoos
a stuffed sheep ornament!


I am including this because it shows the awesomeness that is sheep. 
Thanks Diane Carlisle for reminding me of this


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79 comments:

  1. Are you KIDDING ME? I have a new wardrobe, I have five new books, I have tons of new friends. I have a new love of life and now read my labels more carefully... I have Bedazzled GIMPS in a dungeon space!(despite the fact occasionally the one in Pink gets to close to the fire play, idiot) I have HOT new reads, GREAT updates, AWESOME reviews on Graphic novels, movies and it has made me a better interviewer on my own blog (no joke) AND also a new and greater understanding of the power of SHEEP!

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    1. wow, you have embraced the power of the sheep and drunk deeply from the well of Kool-Aid! Thank you for all you have done for the facebook dungeon group!

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    2. Kris, you blow my hair back lady. Much love to you and yours. Baaaa till the world ends!

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    4. Don't be Baaaazarre...
      Be of high Calibaaa
      Get up to your Taskbaaa
      Or to your Toolbaaa
      To win this cool Minibaaaa
      B4 you're all Foobaaa

      LOL...
      by Bleetie... yeah, that really is my nickname, and my company's name, and my email addie... and all has to do with the fact that I really do own a small flock of bleeters, LOL

      Wooly hugs from Baaabara & the gang;

      See her naked LOL; http://bit.ly/13979j5

      Hugs from her human;
      Anita
      :)
      www.anitabell.com

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  2. Your blog has created more understanding for the plight of animals who need books to read. I now can buy books at almost any store without people trying to make bacon out of me.

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    1. *Sneaking up on Sully* oooooooooooooooooooooooh here piggy piggy piggy #slavetothepig #baconpornforever #iheartbacon

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    2. lol! you guys are funny! Now leave poor piggy alone... this is safe haven for all animals and some insects. Tina has a dragon and is not afraid to use it

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    3. I got your back piggy friend! waaaa baaaaa oink! xoxoxo

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    4. See! This kind of thing happened all the time before I Smell Sheep created understanding for animals in need of books!
      thanks Katie & Sharon for defending me against bacon lovers.

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    1. You have obviously been drinking the kool-aid. Thank you!

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  4. Hmmm...no sheep no, no wool, no warm clothes for the winter. Not to mention what life would be like without all that smelly poo that we all rant about. Nope just can't imagine a good life without I Smell Sheep ;)
    Happy (soon to be)New Year

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    1. Happy New year to you too! You obviously understand we are trying to improve the world one smell at a time

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  5. I have sheep stuff in my home which I never had before. Sheep have opened my eyes to a whole new world and way of life. Thanks
    debby236 at gmail dot com

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    1. you have embraced the flock! Go forth and spread the love (but use protection ) ;) thanks for stopping by :)

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  6. Well I must say, all of this makes perfect sense to me. The world definitely needs sheeps! Hehe Thanks for the Monday-morning-oh-god-I-have-to-go-back-to-work-today laugh. :p

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    1. Thanks for opening your eyes to all that is Sheep. Please help yourself to more Kool-Aid and moonpies! *don't tell anyone, but I think you have one of the best site logos!*

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  7. I used to mistake sheep from llamas and then llamas from camels. Did they evolve from each other?

    Either way, I'm down with the sheep!! :D

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    1. I think all things either evolved from sheep or into sheep . Thanks for stopping by! *hands moonpie and kool-aid over*

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  8. I came across your blog through a hop a while back. When I first saw "I Smell Sheep" I thought, what the hell??? I also have to say that I was new to the whole blog thing, so I wasn't real sure about the "places" I was going. So, anyway, Sheep, didn't know what to expect. What I found was an entertaining blog full of fun reviews and information about authors, , books and Sheep. I now love sheep, who wouldn't?

    cmucha319@yahoo.com

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    1. so glad you stumbled into our little world of blogging! Yeah, the name tends to get us a lot of "WTF?" looks, which is kind of a good thing :) we just hope once they get here they want to come back :) Books are fun so a review site should be too. Thanks!

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    2. How awesome you found us!!! That makes us happy and we're here to spread the book love to everyone! Movies too! Dang we need to catch up on our movie reviews!!!

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  9. I loved the You-tube so much that is so funny Your top ten list was rather outstanding too. Enjoy the coming year.

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    1. lol, most of those came to me around 2 in the morning thanks for stopping by

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  10. K my last name is Lamb so any Lamb/Sheep reference I have to follow/stalk it to add to my Lambie powers!

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    1. oh! awesome last name :) you definitely need to hang out in our fb group. People are always sharing their sheeply finds.

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  11. The Power of the Sheep will make me happy and free and awesome!!! <3

    I SO NEED THIS SWAG! :O

    I HAVE A PLUSHY SHEEP MYSELF AND IT IS AWESOME AND I LOVE BOOKS, SWAG AND SHEEP ! NEEDZ IT!

    HAPY NEW YEAR XD

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    1. happy new year to you too! I have quite the collection of plushy sheep going I am getting ready to put up the sheep poop bookmark pic! I had to find them first Your sheeply awesomeness shines like well oiled man titty.

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  12. I love sheep. I have a black sheep....can he join the flock?

    Happy New Year!

    Deb T
    mammy4423(at)yahoo(dot)com

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    1. Black sheep are very welcomed here! grab some moonpies and kool-aid (you have to drink the kool-aid) and your weapon of choice... there be dragons in our dungeon (but you can't hurt them even if they singed all your wool off)

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    2. its recommended that cinnamon bears are kept handy at all times..my dragon loves heems cinnamon bears

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  13. This group has made my life better by chiewing through all the excess pages in my life. sdylion(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. Naughty girl, say excuse me. lol Hey, if we can get the crapy books out the way (sorry, but there is some crap books out there, I wont sugar coat that pellet pile) so you can get to reading the good stuff...well that's all that we care about!

      It's fun talking books with those that love to read. We do, and we're glad you do too. Hehehehe I said do two times in that sentence. Did you catch that. Do, Do. Get it? *crickets*

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  14. My favorite is the "No sheep. No Sleep. Break down of society." And the naked wolves of course! I love my flock!

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    1. I wanted to make all of the reasons end in an apocolypes, but my muse ditched me in the middle of it Your naked wolves (aka Changelings) would be okay

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  15. I love I SMELL SHEEP blog, it makes me smile daily. My favorite blog item today has to be:**10. This website
    If there are no sheep, then what the hell are we smelling around here?! I don't even want to think about it... ** It's so much fun to be a memeber of the Flock! I'm looking forward to more smiles in 2013.
    Happy New Year!

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    1. Thank you! We seem to have acquired a dragon over in the Facebook group so Sheep probably isn't the only thing you smell! :) Everyone at I Smell Sheep will be going off their meds for 2013 so things are bound to get crazy all up in this bitch! ;)

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    2. As long as youre still smelling sheep and not..ohh..idk..roasted mutton..all is good lol..*makes my dragon repeat our mantra* Sheep tho sweet, we do not eat..*covers Katie Daltons mouth with my hand* leave it alone my dirty birdie lol

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  16. I love the I Smell Sheep blog because it's like the whole world has become Welsh and there is nothing better than the welsh (is biased having married a Welshman :D).

    Here's hoping all the rest of the flock have a wonderful 2013 - I intend to :D

    ilona
    felinewyvern at googlemail dot com

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    1. Is it true what they say about Welshmen? Don't answer that!! It was rhetorical. Thanks for being a loyal follower. Maybe we can have a Welsh themed post...

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  17. You've brought a smile and a chuckle to me :).

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

    vsloboda(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. Drink more kook aid! We want to give you more than just a chuckle... We want to hear an evil cackle! Thanks for commenting. Every time someone comments a sheep gets laid okay, that's not true, but funny right? Right?

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    2. loll..its funny..yet sad because its sooooo not true lol

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  18. I have the best reason...
    Because Mary had a Little Lamb...and I'm Mary!
    bwahahaha

    miztik_rose@yahoo.com

    Oh and Because I found this awesome poem..*not mine but better than anything I could write*

    Mary had a little lamb,
    a little toast,
    a little jam,
    a little pizza
    and some cake,
    some French fries
    and a chocolate shake,
    a little burger
    on a bun.
    And that's why Mary
    weighs a ton.

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    1. Are you suggesting Mary ate a baby sheep?!?! OMG! You are so part of this group :) then the lamb turned into a zombie and ate the town.

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  19. that video is awesome. those shepherds and dogs were talented, but i feel sorry for the sheep if they were at it for all that time. i hope they were allowed to rest. lol :)

    the 10 reasons for sheep was hilarious! great imagination! :D

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    1. They probably took a long time to do this with many takes, but how sweet of you to be worried about the sheep! You really shouldn't make sheep mad cause all it takes is one genetic experiment gone wrong to give you the example in the last picture! By the way Black Sheep the movie is made of awesome sauce!

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  20. I think with all that The Sheep have contributed, one day soon there will have to be an international Sheep Day - there are just too many reasons to hail the smell. Can you really imagine a world without the Sheepalisa, what a sad place indeed. To to you my Sheeply friends I send good wishes of joy, giggles, occasional dastardly deeds (the battle for Coke vs. Pepsi must rage on), and loads of excellent sheeply reads this new year. With a sheeply tear, I will get mushy a moment here, and say thank you for all the joy you have brought to my world. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Baaaaaaa

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    1. All hail the smell! I love the sound of that :) the battle to prove Pepsi's supremacy will never end! Your comments have always brought joy to me! You always leave the funniest things and even though according to your Facebook profile pic you are a glasses wearing baby, you are wise beyond your years!

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    2. hear, hear *raises glass of blood* all hail the smell!

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  21. By FAR the best end of year review post! You know, I had been considering goats, but... this has really given me food for thought in the pro-sheep category.

    Happy New Year! Up with the wool!

    Heather

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    1. Dammit, I wanted to edit that! I forgot to share how I Smell Sheep has made my life a better place since I discovered you only a short time ago.

      Books (especially PNR/UF) + sheep + humor = J.O.Y.

      I always look forward to the daily post in my inbox every day! Thank you!

      Heather

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    2. Lol! Could you say that a little louder? You know the part about this being the BEST end of year post. so glad you found your way home wagging your tail behind you. One of the things I love about what we do here is you never know what we will be doing each day . Thanks for the nice words!

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  22. Having sheep in my life has made me warm in woolies, sleeping at night with counting...And I have found lots of fantastic books and been introduced to wonderful authors i may have miss otherwise.....Sheep make me Smile even when I'm feeling baaaad...Happy New Year & Happy Baaas to you all!

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    1. Baaaaaack at ya! It's nice to have some folks here that love reading and talking and sharing and drinking all the kool-aid with us! Happy 2013 to you!

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  23. Glad we keep your woollies warm...if you are having a very bad day stop by the Facebook group and I can hook you up with some "special" kook aid plus you might be able to ride Tina 's dragon.

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  24. Sheep have given me warm and a few good laughs. Thay have made my puppeoples bellies full. They reminded me of my love of grape kool-aid and moonpies.

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    1. lol moonpies a glass of kool-aid and a good book. Boom! :)

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  26. You bring a smile to my face - Happy New Year and cheers for a wonderful 2013 together!

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  27. I'm still waiting for the Dolly apocalypse. All those cloned sheep stumbling around wanting our brains. Just sayin!

    Happy New Years and may all your sheep be, well, sheep:)

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    1. Baaaaaaaaraiiins! Zombie sheep, so could happen! Happy new years to you as well!

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    2. you have to rent Black Sheep... we reviewed not to long ago

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  28. you share kool-aid :)
    Happy new year!

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    1. yes we do! and communicable diseases thanks for stopping by!

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  29. Once you meet sheep, youre in deep *nods nods* ive made some wonderful friends since joining the flock..and they still love me even after the numerous incidents..accidental terrorizing of new members...construction of their dungeon (including the constant renos required) and still have entirely prevented me from retaining..er..receiving guests..despite the recent spontaneous bbqs..and they let me keep Jake *pets my dragon* ..hehe..in all seriousness fellow flock members you know i love the sheep outta ya *grins* mmmmuwah!!

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    1. see!! puns are a MUST.. otherwise she would have said shit and that is just rude thanks Tina, you have made the facebook group a dangerous and more interesting place :)

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  30. This blog is great! Always cheers me up when I come here and read whatever new thing is posted! Like most I saw I Smell Sheep and went WTF? BUT I followed to begin with just because of that name hahaha.

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    1. lol, the name is a conversation starter that's for sure Glad you decided to stay!

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  31. Lol, thanks for this fun post, and a happy new year to you both and Baaart as well! I do enjoy watching sheep in the wild, though my boyfriend keeps calling them shoarma on the hoof. I really enjoy your fun author interviews and the great new books you make me discover.
    And I am glad my friend Sullivan is safe in your dungeon as well :)

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    1. Lol, yes all animals are safe here, unless you are a smexy shifter then you are so not safe;) glad you found your way here too! You always comment and that makes Baaart's little sheep tail wag.

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  32. I popped in because of the name and found some great authors and fun posts...just what I need to brighten my day!
    ivegotmail8889(at)yahoo(dot)com

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    1. The name does get people's attention . It is fun to wear my I Smell Sheep t-shirt. People can't help but ask then I hand them my card. Shameless I know. Thanks for being part of the smell

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  33. Melissa Toews

    If I hadn't been told about the sheep by my dear friend Tina Clare I would have missed some of the best reviews and suggestions for books and heck friends. ANNNNNND my renewed love of my PURPLE koolaid lol Lets face it everyone we all hear the call of the sheep bawwwwwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ;)
    icefire74@hotmail.com

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    1. We will be sure to have Grape kook-aid at all times for you because any friend of Tina is probably Bat Sheep crazy and we want to keep you happy . Thanks for being part of the Facebook group and playing with us!

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