Author SM Blooding's Zombie Apocalypse Bug-out plan (Whiskey Witches Book Tour)

Having a zombie apocalypse bug-out plan is so crucial. I have my bug-out bag ready to go. Well, okay. Let’s be serious. It’s still a work in progress, but, whatever. I have my plan, where to go first, who’s on my team, who I’ll bring for fodder—even though they all said no, which saddens my little rock heart—the alternate routes to take to our hunker location. I mean, we’ve got the plan. Seriously. It’s only a matter of time before Mother Nature pulls the pin on our over-population grenade.

The people who initiated the bug-out bags on my team are heavy into fire making and protection. I don’t think any of them want to eat, change clothes, or drink water. So, I’m tweaking our plan so we can do all that and shield ourselves from the environment since we’ll be heading north. I believe their plan is to scavenge, which is fine, but we still need to have the ability to bring some of that with us.

On my real-life plan, we have two protectors, a medic, me (who…*shrug*…is going to do what? I don’t know. It would suck if it turned out I was the fodder.), two to four teens, and two tiny ones. This bus is full.

However, if I could make just a handful of my characters real to join my team, that would be awesome.

Dexx Colt would be the first person. He’s a demon hunter in Whiskey Witches, so hunting zombies isn’t going to be an issue for him. He’s not your typical demon hunter, either. He’s not the dark, mysterious, ooberly perfect male hunter with supernatural abilities. Oh, no. He fumbles. He bumbles. He trips. It all makes him better able to think on his feet.

However, if I didn’t allow Paige Whiskey along, he wouldn’t stay with the group. She wouldn’t be bad. She even has a zombie apocalypse plan. She’s a hunker-planner, instead of a bug-out planner, and she intends on hunkering down in the city, which is an issue for me. But she’s handy with a handgun, knows how to actually fight with a knife, and is pretty decent in hand-to-hand.

The only problem with her, though, is that we would have to bring Leah, her teenage daughter, with us. So we’d be up two [real] protectors, but we’d have two to five teenagers. Slave labor? *shrug*

All of my other characters would be lucky to survive by sheer temerity alone. Though, my characters from Dream Killers survived an apocalypse of a different sort, they still would be nothing more than fodder for this one. Which is sad.

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Whiskey Witches - Complete Season 1

byS.M. Blooding
Length: 394 pages

Detective Paige Whiskey comes from a long line of witches. They may not all be the most powerful, but they are outspoken and supportive of their community. She alone has no gifts. She can’t summon fire, can’t read minds. She knows the arcane. She’s studied it. That, along with her connection to the Whiskey Witches, lands her some pretty strange cases. Like the sacrificial murders of St. Francisville, Louisiana. There’s a killer on the loose, choosing people in a vain attempt to raise a demon. Not just any demon, though. A man born long ago, made a demon in order to protect the Gate to Hell. Together with demon hunter, Dexx Colt, her kitchen-witch grandmother, and her paranormal investigator brother-in-law, they unravel a conspiracy far bigger than a few simple murders, and re-discover Paige’s gift. She’s a demon summoner and she’s key to the killer’s plan.

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SM “Frankie” Blooding lives in Colorado with her pet rock, Rockie, and Jack the Bird. Jack has refused to let her to take up the piano again, but is warming to the guitar. It might help that Frankie has learned more than two strings. She’s added a few more Arabic words to her vocabulary, but don’t invite her into conversation yet—unless, of course, you’re willing to have a very . . . slow . . . conversation. She’s dated vampires, werewolves, sorcerers, weapons smugglers and US Government assassins. Yes. She has stories. She’s also an investigator with a local paranormal investigation group, Colorado Paranormal Rescue!