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Thursday, March 20, 2014

Top 10 Sexiest Robots

Yes, you must play this song while reading :)

Robots can be sexy and I've been crushing on some for a long time. Here are my favorites and no judging me! <G>

10. C3-PO (Star Wars)
He was my first robot. How can you not love that shiny gold finish and uppity attitude.
Quote: "Don't worry about Master Luke. I'm sure he'll be all right. He's quite clever, you know... for a human being."

9. Sunny (I, Robot)
Sunny might be a little creepy looking but he has a voice to die for! 
Quote: "Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I'd like to think so. 
[looks at his hand] 
"Denser alloy. My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to kill you."

8. The Gunslinger- Yul Brynner (Westworld)
He makes the list because—robot cowboy!
Quote: "Try to make me shut up."

7. The Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger (Terminator)
This was one buff robot and those sunglasses are bad ass.
Quote: "I'll be back!"

6. Robocop (1987) Peter Weller
Robot cop—what's not to like! Old school can be sexy too.
Quote: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me!"

5. T-1000 - Robert Patrick (Terminator 2: Judgement Day)
He is actually a nanomorph, but he was built by Skynet so he counts. I love his sexy liquidy silver cop stare.
Quote: "Say... That's a nice bike..."

4. Gigolo Joe - Jude Law (A.I. Artificial Intelligence)
This is an easy one...a robot programmed to love and looks like Jude Law!
Quote: "Patricia... once you've had a lover-robot you'll never want a real man again."

3. Robocop 2014 - Joel Kinnaman
I like this new an improved Robocop with his sleek black armor. Just don't take the suit off cause...EW!
Quote: "It's not personal, I just don't like you as a person."

2. Roy Batty - Rutger Hauer (Bladerunner)
There aren't words for the crush I had on Rutger Hauer! And he made such a sexy bad boy robot.
Quote: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die."

1. Optimus Prime (Transformers)
You knew he would be my number one robot crush. He has been hitting the garage lately. Look at all that extra...metal :swoon: What makes him sexy other than his ability to transform into a freaking truck? That voice! He can talk All Spark to me any day.

Quote: "At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!" 

"Oops... Sorry, my bad."

Am I alone in my robot love? Do you have a favorite? And no, Data from Star Trek isn't on here because I don't like his pasty white look.


  1. How about that little guy, Tweekie or something in Buck Rogers in the 25th century. He was fun.

  2. Wonderful post. A nice pick me up to start the day. ^_^

  3. Rurger Hauer wins for me - loved that film.

    1. I loved him! Ladyhawk is one of my all time favorite movies :)

  4. Ladyhawk is AWESOME! It is one of my go to's. Rutger is just to sexy for words (although he is starting to look a tad bit creepy as the years catch up). Still he is one of my many faces of BOB.

    1. He is forever the young beauty from Ladyhawk to me :)

  5. Peter Weller's RoboCop was sooo sexy! I loved the way his helmet and eyeshield framed his lips. PW has some seriously kissable lips!

  6. Westworld gave me nightmares when I was a kid. lol

    One I would have added is Lance Henriksen in Aliens, he played Bishop the robot. I've always had a thing for this

    1. I thought about him, but he didn't float my boat enough :) Westworld gave me nightmares too when I first saw it! Did they remake it? I heard talk of it.

  7. LMAO I love this post! Great quotes too. I totally laughed out loud when I read some of 'em.

    1. thanks. All the movies were full of them. I had a hard time picking one.