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Friday, April 3, 2015

Sheep Movie Review: Furious 7

Furious 7 
Directed by: James Wan
Rated: PG-13
Cast: Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Luda, Tyrese Gibson, The Rock, and Kurt Russell 

Continuing the global exploits in the unstoppable franchise built on speed, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and Dwayne Johnson lead the returning cast of Fast & Furious 7. James Wan directs this chapter of the hugely successful series that also welcomes back favorites Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Elsa Pataky and Lucas Black. 

Furious 7 is everything you've come to expect from this franchise. Action packed over the top stunts and against all odds comebacks. The writers, directer and every cast member know what they're doing and how to bring all these macho elements front and center. 

Another global hit that's sure to wow audiences with it's colorful landscapes. Some hilarious one-liners that you'll be quoting for days, if not weeks afterward. 

Why do we always get close-up shots on girls butts though? Where the hell is my close up on The Rock's butt? Or some Vin frontal?! Come on people, the ladies want to see some man titty! I've got money to spend and I want to stuff my wad of cash down some sexy gear heads pants. Sheesh! 

All kidding aside, everyone is wondering about Paul Walker and the scenes he didn't finish. Well, his wonderful two brothers stepped up to the plate and did his remaining parts. Let me tell you, you can't tell a difference. With wide angles, shaky camera shots, lighting and dark shadows I swear it all looks like Paul himself finished this film. (Check out his brothers below) 

I enjoyed every highflying action packed second of this film. Including a very beautiful farewell at the ending had me in tears. 

Getting 5 'Paul Walker' Sheep 


  1. Awesome! I'd love to see some Vin Diesel frontal myself!

    1. lol right? It's only fair since they show so much lady butt :)

  2. We enjoyed it too. My boyfriend thought the only scenes to be added were the ones at the end (with his brothers) on the beach. If it was more then yeah good job!