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Saturday, November 9, 2013

Guest Post: Stop and Smell the Zombies by Angela Roquet +giveaway

Stop and smell the zombies….
By: Angela Roquet

Does your room smell like a morgue? Bits of flaky green flesh littering your carpet? Has your wardrobe been hijacked by an undead diva? Zombies are stinky, icky creatures, but if one happens to infect your closet, here are a few helpful tips to keep your mother from sniffing out your ghoulish guest.

1. Feed it baking soda. In fact, feed it all of the baking soda you can find. Your mother might flip out the next time she goes to bake cookies, but trust me, this is much better than the alternative.

2. Start hoarding air fresheners. Aerosol cans are best. Your zombie guest can spray them under her arms like deodorant.

3. To keep your mother from noticing any strange, zombie fluids on your bedding and clothes, wash your own laundry. Besides, you’ll want to use some extra soap and hot water, just for your peace of mind. Who knows, that thing in your closet could be contagious.

4. To keep molting down to a minimum, casually suggest that your guest try out the shed in your backyard at bedtime. This may only work during the winter months, as the cold will slow down her rate of decay. If it’s warmer outside, hopefully you have a deep freeze you can suggest instead. (Bonus: you’ll get better quality sleep without those filmy fish eyes staring out at you through the slats in your closet door.)

5. When all else fails and the smell becomes too unbearable, try refreshing your zombie with a shot of chicken blood. The best quality is straight from the butcher, but if that’s not an option, you can always slice, mash, and juice any chicken breast you have on hand. Once again, your mother might flip out, but it’s all in the name of love… and a bedroom you can breathe in.

*For more tips on dealing with zombie guests, read Crazy Ex-Ghoulfriend by Angela 

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Release Date: September 17, 2013
Genre: YA Zombie
Janie Parker is in love with the boy next door, but he's dating Miss Popular. That is, until she wraps her car around a tree and bites the dust. Just when things settle down and Janie thinks that she might have a shot at going to prom with the boy next door, Miss Popular comes back from the grave, and she's one crazy ex-ghoulfriend.

About the Author:
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Angela Roquet is a great big weirdo.She collects Danger Girl comic books, owls, skulls, & random craft supplies. She has an unhealthy obsession with television shows created by Joss Whedon & fantasizes about him directing television/film versions of her novels. Angela's favorite book/movie is The Wizard of Oz. She likes a little coffee in her cream, & her favorite food is sushi.

Angela is a peace loving, tree hugging hippy who tries to buy organic & local as often as possible. She's a fan of renewable energy sources, marriage equality, & religious tolerance. As long as whatever you're doing isn't hurting anyone, she's a fan of you, too. Angela lives in Sedalia, Missouri with her husband & son. When she's not swearing at the keyboard, she enjoys painting, goofing off with her family & friends, & reading books that raise eyebrows. You can find Angela online at

Angela Roquet's CRAZY EX-GHOULFRIEND Blog Tour 
10/21 – 11/0910/21 -

10/22 -
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10/23 -  (Spotlight)
10/23 - (Spotlight)
10/23 - Stacey Clifford (Spotlight)
10/24 - Fundinmental (Spotlight)
10/26 - (Spotlight)
10/27 - (Spotlight)
10/27 - (Spotlight/Review)
10/29 - (Spotlight)
10/30 - (Guest Post)
10/31 - (Interview)
10/31 -  (Interview)
10/31 -  (Spotlight)
10/31 -  (Spotlight)
11/1 - (Spotlight)
11/2 - (Spotlight)
11/3- (Interview)
11/4 - (Spotlight)
11/5 -  (Spotlight)
11/7 - (guest post)
11/8 - (Spotlight)
11/9 - (Guest Post) 
11/9 - (Spotlight)
11/9-  (Spotlight)
11/9 - (Spotlight)

TOUR GIVEAWAY: Angela is giving away the following prizes at the end of her tour:

$20.00 gift card to Amazon, an autographed paperback of CRAZY EX-GHOULFREIND, a Ghoul Friend hand sanitizer and bookmark

THREE runner sup will receive an eBook of CRAZY EX-GHOULFREIND

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  1. I loved the zombie tips. I read them to my children in case they decide to harbor any undead fugitives in the near future.

    1. How fun! I hope these tips make your children think twice before allowing a zombie to camp out in their closets! hehe : )

  2. Very fun post! Loved the tips! Also, this book sounds awesome :)

  3. I'll keep tip #5 in mind.

  4. I love zombies! Ever since the release of Zombieland, I have been OBSESSED! Thanks for the giveaway!