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Thursday, May 16, 2013

Author Guest Post: Gini Koch + Giveaway!



Top 10 Ways to Tell if Your Boyfriend is an Alien 

By Gini Koch 

When Katherine “Kitty” Katt met Jeff Martini, the sparks flew. But it wasn’t too long after they met that Kitty discovered a few interesting facts about the man who would, ultimately, become her husband. Namely, the fact that he was an alien from the Alpha Centauri system. Hey, differences keep things interesting, right?

In honor of the release of Kitty’s latest exploits, chronicled in Alien in the House, here’s her good go-to list for how to figure out if your new boyfriend might actually be an alien in disguise.

10. Is he wearing Armani? Specifically, does he ONLY wear Armani, and only black suits with white shirts?

9. Is he really, really, really ridiculously good looking?

8. Are all his family and friends also really, really, really ridiculously good looking?

7. Is he always in tune with what you’re feeling or does he touch your pictures for no good reason and then seem to know all about the people in them?

6. Is he somehow always right “there” when you need him, despite having been across the house or even across town only a few moments ago?

5. Is he vague about his familial origins?

4. Does his job entail something along the lines of superbeing exterminator, Field agent, Ambassador, or something that sounds suspiciously like he could be working for the C.I.A., only not really?

3. Does he have two hearts?

2. Does he love you for your brains, guts, and gumption much more than for your looks?

1. Is he god-like in bed with really impressive stamina and regeneration?

If you’ve answered yes to three or more of these questions, congratulations! You’re dating an alien! Enjoy, because as Kitty can tell you, they make great mates.



Alien in the House (Katherine "Kitty" Katt #7)
Jeff and Kitty Katt-Martini have learned the ins and outs of Washington politics, not to mention how to prevail in intergalactic war and foil dangerous plots. But, in the aftermath of Operation Destruction, the Gower girls’ powers are burned out, the entire A-C population has been “outed” as the aliens living on Earth that they are, and, worst of all, ACE is nowhere to be found.

Then murder and mayhem are served up at an important dinner party at the American Centaurion Embassy, and when the dust settles Alpha Team and the Diplomatic Corps have more problems than just a dead Congressman.

Is there a single criminal mastermind—or multiple enemies—behind all the conspiracies that want Kitty dead and the A-Cs gone or co-opted to become the War Division?

The return of the best assassins in the business, the reappearance of two individuals long-presumed dead, Agent Malcolm Buchanan felled by something no one can identify or cure, and new technology that can block even the most powerful empath on Earth … all of this means the game’s officially afoot.

Then Vance Beaumont comes to Kitty with a wild theory that someone is systematically killing off the House of Representatives…

It’s up to Kitty and the rest of the gang to find out what’s really going on and why. But will they be able to stop the killer or killers before the rest of the U.S. House of Representatives become casualties? And will the replacement Representative for New Mexico’s 2nd District, who happens to be Jeff Martini, be the next to die?



About the Author:
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Gini Koch lives in Hell’s Orientation Area (aka Phoenix, AZ), works her butt off (sadly, not literally) by day, and writes by night with the rest of the beautiful people. She writes the fast, fresh and funny Alien/Katherine “Kitty” Katt series for DAW Books, the Necropolis Enforcement Files series, and the Martian Alliance Chronicles series for Musa Publishing. As G.J. Koch she writes the Alexander Outland series. She also writes under a variety of other pen names (including Anita Ensal, Jemma Chase, A.E. Stanton, and J.C. Koch), listens to all kinds of music 24/7, and is a proud comics geek-girl willing to discuss at any time why Wolverine is the best superhero ever (even if Deadpool does get all the best lines). She speaks frequently on what it takes to become a successful author and other aspects of writing and the publishing business. She is also the Lead Editor at Raphael’s Village, an online, nonpaying ’zine. Because she wasn’t busy enough, Gini’s added on featured guest columnist, reviewer, and webcaster for Slice of SciFi and It’s Comic Book Day. She can be reached through her website at www.ginikoch.com.




***Giveaway***

Gini is offering a signed, personalized copy of winner’s choice of any one of the following: Alien Tango, Alien in the Family, Alien Proliferation, or Alien Diplomacy. Plus a set of cover magnets, cover postcards, and signed flyers. Open internationally.
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46 comments:

  1. I'd ask them a trick question making them lie to me (about a small unimportant issue) and if they couldn't pull it off I'd know they are an alien :-)

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  2. Voodoo Bride says she'd know because it would be Jeff Martini. I told her to dream on :-p

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  3. Using the question, I would determine if my partner is an aline. Bummer. I am safe.
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  4. I'd ask him if he can drive a car ;)

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  5. I would let him watch movies about aliens, then ask him what he thinks of it :)

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  6. ... i guess i would silply ask him ^^ since the possibility he can lie are high when alien

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    1. arf i really need to go back resting i mean i would simply ask him since he can't lie if he is an alien

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  7. I'd check for weird phrases like "nanu nanu"?

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  8. I'd constantly watch them. Be really creepy and stalker like. Find out just what they're doing on their "work" meetings...

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  9. The lack of a skeleton may give it away, or an intensive knowledge of space or quantum physics. An appreciation of this single Mum and her snark, curves and brain would also be a clue ;)

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  10. The really, really goodlooking family would probably give it away.

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  11. see if they say odd things

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  12. I'd check for eye color. If he looks like he's wearing colored contacts but isn't, I'd make a note of that. And date him anyway.

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  13. I would listen for the beating of his two hearts. If he was always there when I needed him, I wouldn't care if he was an alien.

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  14. He'd always be right there when I needed him! lol! (Getting coffee is a need right?)

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  15. He would have an affinity for technical things. p.s. I think I may have married him!

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  16. Kenton SchassbergerMay 16, 2013 at 10:37 AM

    Ok, questions methods too good, but i dont wear armani, but me reading images i cant hide, or my more devious read writing beyond visible words. Reading between the lines frther then normals humans. *a pers wth preffered beverage of all posting* yes, i read most image or words they use in messages, and gaps in responses.

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  17. He wouldn't understand my lack of knowledge for his technological devices and he'd be SO good looking and Always please me ;).

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  18. I guess if he cut himself and his blood wasn't red.

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  19. If he was understanding, loving, willing to spoil me rotten, and if he seemed to have super powers, like using his mind to make it feel like he had extra hands, while making love.

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  20. I GUESS IF HE WAS EATING OR DRINKING SOME WEIRD STUFF.THANKS FOR THE GIVEAWAY! SHELLEY S. calicolady60@hotmail.com

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  21. By him being allergic to alcohol and calling his religious leader the Sovereign Pontifex.

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  22. The tentacles! ataleoftwobooks at gmail

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  23. Maybe I'd just hope he'd tell me the truth?

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  24. I would be able to tell that he is an alien when he starts doing the superman kind of stuff around me. I would hope that I would notice and not try to justify it because he's so hot and awesome in bed!

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  25. Easiest way to tell if my husband was an alien is if he has two hearts, just snuggle up and listen (bonus because I'd get a snuggle out of it!

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  26. I would drop something and see if they used hyper speed to get it before it hit the floor.

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  27. I would be able to tell when he did something out of the ordinary.

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  28. He'd be SO much more comfortable in a black and white Armani ensemble than jeans and a Doctor Who shirt...and kissed like a freaking god!

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  29. I think I would know if he remembered my birthday and actually got me a present I wanted ;=D

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  30. I know he is an alien if he is marrying me.
    If you know what I mean ;p

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  31. I would know he is an Alien if he totally doesn't get my taste in music ... and is uber jealous of my male friends. For no reason of course.

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  32. hmmm. I've only read a couple of other series that have aliens in them and they are completely different from each other and sound very different from this one. So maybe because he glows or moves extra fast. I have no idea!

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  33. Accidentally Stab them with my fountain pen and see what color they bleed *evil laughter!

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  34. I wish I was dating an AC! As I'm currently single I guess I'll just have to keep looking for incredibly good looking guys & hope that he's an alien - such a hardship LOL

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  35. I could tell if he was abnormally strong, if he mysteriously seemed to be fluent in alien tongues (i.e. Klingon) and if they had different colored blood.

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  36. Id probably go all creepy stalker with the watching for anything suspicious.

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  37. Make them give blood so I could see what they bleed.

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  38. See if he understands extreme regional slang with cultural references.

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  39. I´d check if he had two hearts *nods*
    Thanks for the giveaway & Happy Sunday!
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  40. I'd check his passport to see where his place of birth is! :-)

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  41. Probably if he was green or had super powers!

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  42. I probably wouldn't be able to tell and might have dated some in the pass ;)

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  43. I know my man is an alien because he has two hearts. One heart for loving me, and the other heart for loving his daughters. He loves differently between us.
    Donna Harris
    donna_squaw_1952@yahoo.com

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