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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Post Zombie Apocalypse Rhymes for Children


Children tend to adapt well to any situation. Even a Zombie apocalypse. I started thinking how this would change something as simple as nursery rhymes. I came up with two new versions.





The ever popular Children's Prayer would change to:


Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray tonight my soul to keep

If I should die before I wake

I pray my head, my friends do take


The school yard jump rope song would now be:


One, Two - the dead are coming for you

Three, Four - they’re at the door

Five, Six – now you’re sick

Seven, Eight – it’s to late

Nine, Ten – the dead will win


Can you think of any more?

SS

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2 comments:

  1. The zombies going marching one by one hurrah, hurrah.
    The zombies going marching one by one hurrah, hurrah!
    The zombies going marching one by one the little ones stops to pick up his thumb and they all go marching down. Into the graveyard.
    To get more brains. BOOM BOOM BOOM

    :) All I could think of on the fly

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  2. i loved that song! My kids and I use to sing that while I pushed them on the swings

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