Children tend to adapt well to any situation. Even a Zombie apocalypse. I started thinking how this would change something as simple as nursery rhymes. I came up with two new versions.
The ever popular Children's Prayer would change to:
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray tonight my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray my head, my friends do take
The school yard jump rope song would now be:
One, Two - the dead are coming for you
Three, Four - they’re at the door
Five, Six – now you’re sick
Seven, Eight – it’s to late
Nine, Ten – the dead will win
Can you think of any more?
SS
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The zombies going marching one by one hurrah, hurrah.
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The zombies going marching one by one the little ones stops to pick up his thumb and they all go marching down. Into the graveyard.
To get more brains. BOOM BOOM BOOM
:) All I could think of on the fly
i loved that song! My kids and I use to sing that while I pushed them on the swings
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