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Friday, May 16, 2014

Guest post: Eve Langlais' Bucket List + giveaway

Eve is visiting the flock today and sharing her bucket list with us! Then check out book one in her Welcome to Hell series, A Demon and His Witch.

Bucket List

1. Go to a place with white sandy beaches and sink my toes in it.

2. Fly first class in one of those big comfy seats.

3. Swim in a warm ocean - while peering around anxiously for sharks.

4. Eat at a real sushi type restaurant where the chef prepares the food in front of me and freaks me out.

5. Visit Australia and New Zealand just because I love 'em.

6. Walk through some real old ruins - Mayan, Inca, Stonehenge, a crumbly castle. The inspiration... :)

7. See the first colonists settle on Mars - which isn't something I'd do lol, but want to see.

8. Stay at a swanky hotel in a penthouse suite.

9. Strip naked, put on the complimentary robe and run around the penthouse suite screaming "OMG! I can't believe I'm staying in a penthouse suite."

10. See one of my alien or cyborg books hit number one on the New York Times - I would totally laugh my ass off if that ever happened.

Have you done anything on Eve's bucket list?

Excerpt (18+):

Lucifer lined up his shot and gave a few practice swings with his number nine thigh bone. The shrunken skull waited for him to putt. He pulled back and –

“I demand you castrate him!”

– his shot went wild, careening off the pillars and missing his interior putting green entirely. Sighing, he turned and faced Ysabel, who, as usual, appeared annoyed.

“What has he done this time?” he asked as she flopped into a chair.

“He kissed me.”

He’d always known Remy was braver than most. “The horror. The shame. And?”

“What do you mean, and? I didn’t want him to.”

“So tell him no.”

“I did. Kind of.” He stared at her. She sighed. “Fine, I kissed him back. But I didn’t want to. He made me do it.”

Lucifer blinked. Stuck a finger in his ear and wiggled it. Surely he misunderstood. “He made you do it? I’m sorry, did I suddenly enter an alternate universe? Since when does anyone make you do anything? I’ve been trying to get you to show up on time for five hundred years and you still insist on making your own hours.”

A smirk graced her face. “I do it to keep you on your toes. But, back to the kissing demon. I want to know how to stop him from using his magic or potion or whatever it was he used to make me like it.”

Now this was interesting. “You’re mad because you enjoyed it?”

“Loved it, actually,” Remy announced, striding in unannounced. It seemed his witch’s bad habits were rubbing off.

“Does no one knock anymore?” But they weren’t paying Lucifer any attention as they faced off.

“I did not like it.”

“Liar. The tongue in my mouth said otherwise.”

“I was pushing yours out.”

“Then what were the moans of pleasure?”

“I did not moan.”

“Mmm. Mmm.” Remy closed his eyes and adopted a blissful expression with puckered lips.

It occurred to Lucifer as Ysabel raised her fingers that he might want to take cover.

“I am going to turn you into an imp,” she threatened.

“Touch me in a non-erotic way and I am telling you right now, I will consider it foreplay, and not only will I kiss you again, I will strip every piece of clothing from you, lick you from head to toe, and make you scream my name, not once, not twice, but three times as you come.”

“You wouldn’t dare,” she huffed, her eyes flashing with ire – and more intriguing to Lucifer, interest.

Before they could cause any damage, to his office at any rate, Lucifer snapped his fingers and froze them. He didn’t really care what they did to each other, but he’d spent several months in the wild capturing the beast he’d turned into a desk.

“Children, children,” he said tucking his hands behind his back and adopting his father figure mode. It usually made his daughter, Muriel, laugh. “Must I remind you that I tasked you with a mission. One that I might add, Ysabel, you should be most eager to complete. What I do not need, is for you to FUCK IT UP!” He let his voice increase in treble until it boomed. “I’ve been more than tolerant, but enough is enough. You will cease bringing me your petty squabbles. You will do the job I assigned. And if you don’t want his tongue in your mouth, Ysabel, then bite it off. Although, really, if you enjoyed it so much, I don’t see what the problem is. Maybe he can help you remove the stick up your ass if you let him kiss the other end. Now, if we’re done here, and since I’m boss, and I say we are, leave and don’t come back until you’re done, because if you do, I’m duct taping the pair of you together and throwing you in a dark room until you learn to get along. Or fuck. I don’t really care which, but I prefer the latter so I can watch.”

A snap of his fingers, and the glaring pair, stalked off, silent for the moment, but he’d wager it would only last until they hit the hall.

And right on cue…

“I’ve never seen a stick up a butt before. Wanna bend over and show me?” Whack. “Ow, that was totally uncalled for.”


Don’t miss this laugh out loud romance, that pushes boundaries and just about sets the pages on fire.

A Demon and His Witch (Welcome to Hell #1)
by Eve Langlais

Content Editor:Brandi Buckwine
Cover Artist: Mina Carter
Burning alive is nothing compared to the heat of his touch.

Roasted at the stake as a witch, while her lover watches, Ysabel sells her soul to the devil in return for revenge. A fair trade until her ex-boyfriend escapes the bowels of Hell and she’s forced to team up with a demon to fetch the jerk back.

Remy’s seen a lot of things during his long tenure in Lucifer’s guard, but nothing can prepare him for the witch with the acerbic tongue - and voluptuous figure. Her mouth says ‘Screw you’, but her body screams ‘Take me’. What’s a poor demon to do when his heart makes things even more complicated by goading him to make her his, forever?

Before he can decide if his demonizing days are done though, he needs to catch the bad guys, save the girl and then find a way to convince her to love him and not kill him.

Welcome to Hell where you’re screwed if you do and damned if don’t. And just so you know, Lucifer’s got a special spot reserved for you.

About the Author:

Hello, my name is Eve. I’m a stay at home mom who writes full time in between juggling my three kids, hubby, and housework, I write really raunchy stuff–usually with werewolves lol.

I am a bestselling Amazon author, ranking often in their top 100 romance authors. But I’m not just popular with Kindle readers. I was one of the top ten selling authors on AllRomance for 2013 and have had numerous of my books hit the top 100 books over all on Barnes & Nobles as well.

I’m writing romance, my way. I do have a twisted imagination and a sarcastic sense of humor something I like to let loose in my writing. I like strong alpha males, naked chests and werewolves. Lots of werewolves. In fact, you’ll notice most of my multi partner stories revolve around great, big, overprotective Lycans who just want to please their woman. I am also extremely partial to aliens, you know the kind who abduct their woman and then drive them insane…with pleasure of course.

I love to write, and while I don’t always know what my mind is going to come up with next, I can promise it will be fun, probably humorous and most of all romantic, because I love a happily ever after.

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  1. I have done 1 and 3 ( minus the shark part), several times ( Spain, France, Turkey). Tip: If you want to swim in a warm ocean w/o sharks, I recommend the Mediterrean.

  2. White sugar beach check - PC FL
    Australia - check twice actually LOVE IT!!!
    Mexican Mayan ruins check

  3. oh warm ocean -- Mexico no sharks but sun super strong

  4. I've done 1, 2, 3 & 6 - didn't see the shark in #3, but heard a report of it in the news after the fact...I'll stick to pools from now on! Great excerpt - can't wait to read the book!

  5. I have done 1-4, and 8-9. Believe it or not, all in Jamaica. I went into the ocean, saw a fish, and promptly left the ocean. I prefer pools. I did run around the swanky suite in Jamaica in the complimentary robe freaking out over the awesome room. The resort did have an amazing sushi bar as well.

  6. I've done 3, 4, & 6 but wouldn't mind doing 7 as well. Martian Colony #1, here I come!

  7. OMG.... 1-9 are my bucket list too!!! Ok... for 7, I'd love to be one of those people who got frozen and then was able to wake up in the future and for 9... maybe not naked :) Congrats to Eve on her new release and thanks for such a fun post!

  8. The only 1 I have done, is walking barefoot in the sand. Our sea is the Northsea, which means cold and dark gray. I do like your other ones Eve! You could combine a few, fly to Holland, visit our beaches and stay in a swankey hotel in the penthouse suite one day :) your fans would certainly show you the country and a good time :)

  9. lol and here I thought people would mock me for having such a tame list. Hubby did when he read it. Holland is a beautiful place too. Damn, so many cool places, now if I could just gather my nerve to travel. But with 3 kids...shudders. Not yet. I'm not ready lol.