Movie Review: A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)
R
116 min - Comedy | Western 

30 May 2014 (USA)
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Writers: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin
Stars: Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Liam Neeson 
As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

There’s a million ways to die in the west and I’m pretty sure this movie hits them all. With random kills that take you by surprise and crude in your face one liners Million Ways to Die in the West isn’t your typical western. 

It’s got your typical love triangle but the romance is made bearable by gory deaths that make your jaw drop to killer farts (yes you read that right). 

I've compiled a list of things that make this movie great. 

· Sheep, literally everywhere

· Moustache (these are very important)

· ‘baked beans’ and not the kind you want to eat

· The prostitute girlfriend with the virgin boyfriend

· Sheep dicks….I’m not kidding

· Doing drugs in a group!

· Kick the condor in the balls

· “People die at the fair”

· Yes they’re still going to use the ice

· More sheep

· TAKE YOUR HAT OFF BOY THAT’S A DOLLA’ BILL

· Daisy in the ass

· Sheep puns

If you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, and I’m sure you don’t you should go see this movie. Reframe from eating or drinking because you might just end up laughing, inhaling your food and learning a hard way how to ‘die in the west’.

4.5 "even more" Sheep

Ren Stogner

This trailer is rated R